#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
When Kylie came to about half an hour later, she started to complain that the heat made her weave itchy amongst other things.
"Bitch shut it. You're lucky that your silicon implants haven't even started to melt," Simon attacked.
Suddenly, a lion jumped out of the bush.
"LIONNNN!" Screamed the three misfits.
"LIONNNN!" The obese lion screamed back. It had a couple of keys stringed around its neck and stood on two limbs.
Pansy and Simon dropped Kylie, who was still hung in rotisserie fashion, and started to run away.
"WHAT NO! COME BACK! MY MOMAGER WILL HEAR OF THIS!" Shouted Kylie.
They hid behind a rock at a reasonable distance and Simon pulled out a camera. "I'll need something interesting to launch the first episode of my show," he explained, "and the murder of Kylie Jenner seems to fit."
"Murder?" The lion asked. "Lol, even if I eat people it ain't gonna be her; the bitch uses so many chemicals I'm sure after one bite I'll drop dead."
"I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!" Kylie bawled.
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"You don't eat people?" Pansy asked.
"I said what I said," replied the lion.
"Who are you?"
"The lion?"
"Like you you, not your job."
The lion laughed. "I am the holder to the keys of success... but you may call me Dj Khaled."
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"Why is your costume so realistic?" Asked Simon, stroking the supposed suit.
Khaled laughed. "This ain't no costume. I just forgot to shave!"
Simon grimaced, drenching his hand with a tube of sanitizer. "And I though Kylie was the only retarded one here."
"HEY!" Yelled Kylie and Khaled in unison.
"Listen we don't have time to argue; if I don't get some coco up in my blood soon I'm gonna collapse." Veins popped through Pansy's neck.
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"I think I have another reason why we can't argue..." Kylie's voice trailed off as she looked upwards.
"What are you on about, bitch?" Demanded Simon.
Kylie pointed at the sky; the others followed direction and gasped.
In a flying contraption sat a green and black monkey with a huge head. It wore a blue/purple vest and had a cape, and its eyes were as big as golf balls.
Good thing they were blue balls. 😏
The monkey cackled. "I AM MOJO JOJO!!!"
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