#326 in Humor
A hilarious warped parody of our favorite childhood story, The Wizard of Oz, but what really is a story without our dear orange skinned racist bigot, Donald Trump?
*extended summary inside*
-UNEDITED
-written in early 2016
The quartet or what ever they call a group of four people ran as fast as they could, as Mojo Jojo spat out infrared lasers from his contraption thingy. Had they not run for up to 5 minutes that Khaled started to wheeze.
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"Go... On... Without me!" His face was red and streamed with sweat. This wasn't a surprise, since the last time he'd exercised had been in 1592 in high school gym class.
"SNAP OUT OF IT, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!" Simon yelled as he backlashed Khaled.
Khaled scowled and farted angrily. The poisonous fume made Mojo Jojo choke and crash land, his flying thingy marring the soil.
"GAH!!!" Mojo Jojo screamed. "ILL GET YOU!!!"
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Since Mojo Jojo was a little more than average monkey without his gadgets and gizmos and all that shebang, the quartet (or whatever they call a group of four people) felt free - or stupid - enough to inch closer to him.
"Eww!" Exclaimed Kylie, disgustedly. "Capes are sooooo last season. And really? Green, purple, and blue? Are you colorblind? You see, you wouldn't have this problem if you download my Kylie Jenner app for tricks tips and updates on the Apple AppStore for absolutely free, and for those ugly thin lips of yours, purchase my Kylie Jenner lip liner kit-"
Mojo Jojo zapped her unconscious with his pistol laser. "This is why I hate humans." He spat.
"Not all humans are like her; she's just extra annoying," explained Simon, and the others nodded.
Mojo Jojo aimed the laser at them. "STATE YOUR BUSINESS HERE."
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"Chill dude. We're just here on a truly spiritual journey to meet the wizard of Lean City," Pansy placated or something.
Mojo Jojo tapped his hairy monkey chin with the butt of his pistol in concentration. "Wait... Are you the idiot that my sister told me to kill?"
"Sister?"
"Trump," said he.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW HE WAS A WITCH," the earlier mentioned disembodied voice shouted.
"Are you here to take my shoes?" Pansy sobbed.
"Naw, nigga. My boots are 4 life." Mojo struck a pose.
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Pansy released a breath, but just as soon he looked down the barrel of the pistol again.
"BUT I'M HERE TO KILL YOU, AND ALL YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS. MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH."
"Why are your eyes red, man? Do you smoke weed? Yooo let me have some," Simon said. (Pun intended)
"SILENCE HUMAN! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"LIONNNN!" Screamed Khaled, as he released an atomic fart bomb in Mojo's direction, sending the monkey flying east at 1038753 miles per hour.
"Woah, how did you do that fam?"
"One key to success, is bacon in the morning," explained Khaled.
Kylie woke up. "😰😨❓," she said.
"What the fûck? Bitch what up witchu?" Simon scratched his crotch angrily.
"😕😯😦😲," replied Kylie.
"Great, now she only speaks in emoji."
"😢," said Kylie eloquently.
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Idk why but I'm just not satisfied with this 'chapter' or whatever. :/ btw I made the banner above Lmfaooo
