Chapter thirty- Okay, not a chapter... But a warning! *evil laughter*
Author: *spotlight falls on Author* *taps mic* 1...2...3... Testing, testing.
Louis: And your grade is... F minus!
Author: Uh... What are you doing here, I hired security to keep y'all out.
Louis: Darling, your 'security' *quotes with fingers* are all directioners. Gave them a kiss, an autograph a picture and BOOM I'm here.
Author: Those traitors. *grumbles*
Louis: *smirks* I don't blame them, though. *look at camera* Hi everyone! *blows kiss*
Author: Dude! They probably just fainted!
Louis: Oh yeah... I do have hat effect on teenage girls, right? I thought it was only Harry.
Author: Have you looked at yourself lately? I mean... You used to be insanely cute... Now you're just hubba-hubba hot.
Louis: Thank you, Author! *bows*
Author: I'm making an announcement so... Get out of my spotlight.
Louis: Aren't you a spotlight hogger?
Author: *pouts* It's very important!
Louis: ...fine... *get out of spotlight*
Author: Dear pumpkins,
Louis: You're still calling them that? *raises eyebrow*
Author: Fine. Dear uh... Darlings! I'm here to... Warn you about the next chapter that I'll PROBABLY upload next week.
Louis: *gasp* What's wrong?!
Author: I don't like surprises so I decided to warn you.
Louis: Stop stalling!!
Author: So... The next chapter will be.
Louis: *drumrolls*
Author: *looks quizzically*
Louis: What? You do need a bit more of suspense.
Author: Right. So the next chapter will be... The prologue.
Louis: WHAT?! What about Niall?! And Liam?! And Harry?! And... Zailly?!
Author: *smirks* You'll have to find out in the prologue, my luv.
Louis: Can't I get like a pre-
Author: No.
Louis: Then can I get a little sneak-
Author: Talk to the hand.
Louis: Lovely hand, can I get a-
Author: No.
Louis: You didn't even listen to half of it!
Author: Fine...
Louis: Can I get to say goodbye to all the lovely directioners who read this?
Author: AWWW! Of course you can!
Louis: C'mere then!
Author: *stands close to Louis*
Louis: Buh-bye, beautiful directioners!
Author: What he said!
Louis: Thats my line.
Author: *winks at camera* I'll try to update next week, lovelies!
Louis: You cant just use MAH line! *snaps fingers in Z-formation*
*camera shuts off*
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