Jin: Okay children we need to buy some stuff. Namjoon don't touch any--I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING---
Namjoon: *touched glass heart figurine* *figurine broke* oh...okay. I'm heartbroken now.
Suga: Okay it's been 30 seconds we should have been home like 2 hours before so yeah! Time limit reached! Let's go back.
Jimin: OH NO HYUNGGGGG MY KOOKIE IS LOST OH NOOOO KOOKIE WHERE ARE YOU
Suga: Shut up Jimin. Watch me. INFIRES
Jungkook: *somewhere in the crowd* INFIRES MAN!!!
Jimin: *follows shout and finds kookie* YAS KOOKIE I FOUND YOU *puts arm on kookie's shoulder*
Jungkook: Uhh Jimin hyung get your hand off me thanks you're too short to do that.
J-Hope: HYUNG! CAN I HAVE THIS?!! *takes giant toy horse*
Jin: JUNGKOOK AND JIMIN YALL COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND NO HOBIE YOU CANT.
V: *talking to a potato* hello~ what's your name? *puts potato to ear* oh hi! I am Taehyung Kim... *looks at potato* You look like my Jin hyung.
Jin: TAEHYUNG I HEARD YOU PUT YOUR FRIEND DOWN AND COME HERE NOW WHERE ARE THE CARROTS
J-Hope: I GOT THIS IM YOUR---
Jimin: *puts finger to Hobie's lips* SHHH. *accidentally sprays saliva on his face*
J-Hope: EWW your dirty water oh my god my faceu. IM YOUR HOPE! *whistles*
*horse runs into the supermarket*
J-Hope: SPEEDY! Find the carrots!
V: who tf calls their horse Speedy?? I'd call mine Princess Hinata the Third????
Jungkook: *who has been really quiet* Jin hyung I found the carrots--HOBIE HYUNG IS THAT A HORSE? CAN I RIDE IT?! ISIT YOURS?!!
Jin: oh good job Jungkook. Okay now the fish-- oH MY GOD SUGA WHAT HAVE YOU---
Suga: *missed the Speedy drama, had stolen the shopping list and had gotten all the stuff in a trolley*. Jin hyung here are the stuffs we are supposed to get now I don't wana stay here anymore can we plEASE GO HOME NOW?
Jin: Oh my! Yoongi you nice childe. Okay we shall go and pay and then we go home!
*So bangtan family goes to pay*
*cashier was being super rude*
Jin: *stares at Namjoon*
Suga: *stares at Namjoon*
Hobie: *stares at Namjoon*
V: *stares at Namjoon* *talks alien language to rude cashier*
V: fuk u in alien
Jimin: *stares at Namjoon*
Jungkook: *playing with rubberband*
Namjoon: oKAY I GOT THIS. *touches cashiers shoulder*
*cashiers whole body breaks*
*Namjoon verbally hi-fives others*
Bangtan leaves the supermarket on Speedy.