Jin: Noooooona can we have a dacnce competition?
You: Uhm what? Using the Just Dance thing? Okay then. because I'm done with my homework OHHH LOLOLOLOLOL SUCK MY ASS HOMEWORK
Jin: Yay noona you're the best! Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's goooo
*setting up game*
Jin: /cUte FlOpPy FIsH/
You: /falls everywhere/
*Thunder*
*blackout*
*game stops working*
Jin: Uhm never mind noona let's just go sleep but I know I won.
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You: Okay Yoongi I'm gonna sleep okay?
Suga:
You: Yoongi?
Suga: .....nyeh.
You: okay then.
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Hobie: Noona! Can you pass me my---
*thunder*
You: hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FISH
Hobie: It's okay noona I'm your hope!
You: Youre my hope!
Hobie: IM J-HOPE!!!!!!
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Namjoon: NOONA!
you: how is it like going out without an umbrella, you asshat?
Namjoon: it sucked! you wait! i'll show you who's boss!
/later/
you: IM GOING OUT BYE
you:
you: fuck
you: where are the umbrellas
you: BOIIIIIIII YOU SUCK
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Jimin: Noona can I stay up late?
You:: no dude. you have school tomorrow. Next time.
Jimin: hURH. *tries to do aegyo* but noona even the sky is so sad for me for being so tired of school it's crying!
You: Next time.
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You: *sleeping*
*thunder boom loud af*
Taehyung: *runs over to your room and squeezes into your bed*
You: uWAAAH taehyung what are you doing?
Taehyung: *muffled* The thunder's scary and I'm cold. Can I sleep with you?
You: Yeah, sure.
*but you wake up on the floor wrapped up in the blanket and Taehyung covered in pillows on the bed sleeping starfish style*
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*Jungkook celebrating his good results with you and BTS*
You: GOOD JOB KOOKIE I KNEW YOU'D DO WELL
*Jimin secretly takes a bag of flour to smash into Jungkook's face*
*Jimin creeps up behind Jungkook and raises bag up*
*Thunder boom*
*blackout*
"PIAK"
You: .....WHO DID THIS?!! *tries to sweep the flour off your face*
*power comes back on*
Jimin: oH SHIT SORRY NOONA I DIDNT MEAN TO--- THAT WAS FOR JUNGKOOK
Rapmon: U got no jams
Jungkook: *tackled Jimin to the couch* HOW DARE YOU DIRTY NOONA'S FACE LIEK THAT SHORT HYUNG
you: Nah Jungkook chill. I'm okay. But since this one is for you... *run over and rubbed your right cheek onto Jungkooks left cheek*. There. You have some now.
Jungkook: nOOOOOONAAAAA. WHYYY
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hopefully it's less cringey
