If BANGTAN were kids
At dinner
Jin: Hey Jungkook! My mom told me that you can't use your phone at the dinner table.
JK: Why?
Jin: I dunno, but stop playing games on that phone!
JK: You're unhappy because I get to play games and you don't, right?
Jin: Don't be an ass! I'm older and--
JK: OHHHHHH YOU SAID THE "A" WORD!! I'm telling my mom! /puts down the phone and runs to his mum/
Jin: BUT I AM OLDER THAN HIM! EOMMAAAA!! /runs to his mom/
JK and Jin: /complains to their parents about each other/
TH: Let's wait for them to come back...
YG: I'm hungry. Can we eat first?
NJ: No! My grandma told me we have to wait till everyone's at the table before eating.
HS: I'm hungry...
JM: /steals a chicken nugget/
TH: Hey! Don't! /slaps the nugget out of Jimin's hand/
JM: /sniffs/
NJ: Oh no
JM: MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!! TAEHYUNG HIT ME!! He's bad!
TH: /starts wailing/ I DIDN'T!!
TH: /kicks the table leg/
YG: STOP IT YOU GUYS!!
HS: Don't--
JM/TH:
JM/TH: EOMMAAAA!! Yoongi shouted at us!! /bawls their lungs out/
NJ: Can we not make so much noise...
JM/TH: /runs to a room and locks the door/ THEY'RE MEANIES!
HS: WAIT COME BACK YOU HAVEN'T EATEN!!
NJ/YG: What
YG: Eomma I'm not hungry.
YG's mum: But you have to eat!
YG: I don't want to.
YG's mum: do you want your legs to be as skinny as a girl's?
YG:
YG: then my legs will be skinny and prettier than a girl's. /gets up and walks away/
NJ/HS: so do we eat?
NJ:
NJ: More food for us then. /grins/
HS: Whatever. I'm eating.
After everyone finally ate their dinner peacefully
NJ: Let's play the mini monopoly game!
JM: Yeah! I'll go get it!
JH: No I wanna get it!
YG: Race all of you, slowpokes. /runs off to get the monopoly box/
JH: HEY! /chases/
Let's just say that the game didn't end well.
