Jin
"if there was someone prettier than me, who would it be?"
"jimin? nah. he's not tall."
"taehyung? nah. i'm better-looking. although he really does look awesome."
"crap, is the window open? OH SHIT WHAT IF A BIRD COMES IN AND TAKES A SHIT ON MY TABLE"
RM
"if there are three cannibals and three missionaries on the same side of a bank and a boat to transport them across..."
"if there are three cannibals and three missionaries on the same side of a bank..."
"how the hell—"
"oh."
"i'm so smart."
"why is the water so cold? brRrrRRrRrrR"
YG
*humming a tune*
"dumdumdummmmmm dum dumdumdumdummm... no that's not right."
"dumdumdumm dum dumdumdumdumdum tss tss tss dumdum..."
"fuck it i'll do it after i shower."
JH
*no thoughts*
"AND IIIIIIIIII EeEeEeeEeEEeE IIIIIIIII WiLL alWAyS LoVe yoOoOoOUuUU!!!"
"YOU GOT DA BEST OF ME PUMPUMPUM PUMPUMPUM DUNDUNDUNDUN DUMDUMDUM DUNDUN YOU GOT THE BEST OF ME"
"GEOKJEONGHAJIMA LOVVVVV"
"ALL MY LAAAADIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSS PUT YOUR HANDS UP
/chokes on soap and coughs/
oh damn a soap opera for me awesome"
JM
*singing very emotionally*
"GURRRRR LEMME KNO GURRR LEMME KNO"
"...what's the highest note i can reach...?"
*clears throat*
*takes a deep breath*
"LEMME KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"hell yeah"
V
"hehehe.."
"heheehhehehehe..."
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
"WHY IS MY HAIR SO BUBBLY"
"HAAHAHAHAHA ITS TICKLY"
JK
/lets the water run down to his fingertips/
"HELL YEAH IM A WATER BENDER"
/pretends he's in a hair commercial and flips his hair/
"SHALALALALALALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH SHAMPOO, FOR SILKY HAIR WITH NO SPLIT ENDS!"
guess who's got another book that won't get past 50 reads shrug shrug idk man
