Jin: /gets cut by knife while chopping carrots/ OWCH MY FINGER MY PRECIOUS FINGER ITS BLEEDING I DONT NEED A SCAR ON MY BEAUTIFUL FINGER HOLY MOTHER OF 6 KIDS AHHH MY FINGER
~
Suga: /sleeps/
Suga: /wakes up/
Suga: what's for lunch... /stretches/
Suga: /leg cramps/
Suga: EEEEEE ITS CRAMPING AGAIN WHAT THE F*CK /wriggles around the bed/
Jin: /shouts from downstairs/ NO SWEARING
~
Hobie: /spins pen/
Hobie: how do I draw a horse /pen flies away, whacks his face/
Hobie: HOLY LEMONS MY FACEU MY BEAUTIFUL FACEU WHAT THE
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RM: /sits on chair/
RM: /chair breaks, falls down/
/chair pieces cut him/
RM: OUCH IS THIS WHAT U CALL BUTTHURT
Jimin: well do you even have a butt? :))
(A/N: #jibooty 5ever (; )
~
V: AYYYYYYYY LMAO /races around/
-meanwhile-
Table leg: this boi is making so much noise I can't sleep. I'm gonna teach him a lesson. Wait for it... Wait for it...
V: AYYYYY LMAOOOOO
/pinky toe smashed into table leg/
<slow-mo>
V: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
/falls dramatically/
/hits floor/
<normal time>
V: OUCH OH MY GOD THIS HURTS PINKY TOE ARE YOU OKAY?? UGH TABLE LEG I HATE YOU OMG IN LOVING MEMORY OF PINKY TOE-- 1995 TO 2016 UGHHH
~
Jimin: /plays with boomerang/ AHA
/throws it/
/boomerang flies really far away/
Jimin: where is it?
/boomerang hits his head from the back/
Jimin: it's supposed to come back right-OUCH CURSE YOU BOOMERANG /rubs head/ U ASS
~
Jungkook: /cutting paper for art/
Jungkook: ooh that colour's nice.
/takes paper, drops paper, paper slices finger/
Jungkook: I am a man.
V: /peeping from the door/ 3...2...1.
Jungkook: MOMMYYYYYYYYY THIS PAPER HURT ME IT BULLIED MEEEEEEEE!!!!I NEED A BOO-BOO KISS
Jin: OKOKOKOKOK /rushes up/
Jin: /washes cut, puts plaster/ there.
Jungkook: where's my boo-boo kiss
