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Jin: /plays with the slime/
Jin:
Jin: this thing is actually therapeutic...
Jin: /pokes and stretches the slime/
Jin: HEEHEEHEE ITS SO PRETTY
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YG: it's wobbly. i don't like it.
YG: this one's so poppy. it's so loud...
YG: aaaaaaahhhhhh yesssss. this one.
YG: /spreads the butter slime/
YG: yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh. soft.
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RM: what are you supposed to do with this?
RM: /poke poke/
RM: oh... it's cute...?
RM: /picks it up/
RM: maybe this can be made into a pancake? or a jelly
V: IQ 148, everyone
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JH: /got himself a white slime/
JH: this looks like a face mask???
JH: /puts it on his faceu/
Jin: !beauty instincts!
Jin: hoseok!!! that thing doesn't go onto your face! do you know what that good shit is made of?? glue! and some other toxic stuff
JH: /peels it off/
JH: ewwww my faceu
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JM: /is a slimer on ig/
JM: /recording/ hey guysssss it's yo boi jimin here and today i have my new creation which is BARF SLIME!! nah i'm kidding. this is my cinnamon roll slime—
JM: /takes slime out of the container/
JM: okay so this slime smells really awesome? like there's a sweet smell and—
cat (remember the cat from serendipity ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡) : /struts into the frame/
JM: oh no not here let's bring you somewhere else. /takes the cat/
cat: /smells the slime/
cat: fuk u
cat: /bARFs oN ThE SliME/
JM: FUK U TOO
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V: is this edible?
V: /poke poke/
V: it's not.
V: /squish/
V: OOoOooOoO AWESOME
V: /slapping the slime/
V: OOOOOOOO JIGGLYYYYYY
V: JIGGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
V: /takes another slime/
V: /pops the bubbles/
V: i have a new best friend. i love slime.
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JK: this thing
JK: HYUNG!
JK: JIMIN HYUNG
JK: JIMIN HYYYYUUUUUUUUNNGGG
JM: STFU what
JK: what's the boiling point of slime?
JM: i don't know, you twat
JK: wanna find out? >:)
JM: hell yeah >:)
JK: /dumps the slime in a pot and takes a wooden spoon/
JM: /turns on the stove/
~a few minutes later~
JK: what the fuck is happening
JM: we fucked up big time
JK: turn the gas off
JM: i don't dare
JK: i don't dare either
JM: UMMMMMMMM UHHH DUMP ANOTHER SLIME ON TOP OF IT
JK: OKAY YOU SAID SO
~a few minutes later~
JM: OKAY WE REALLY FUCKED UP WHAT KIMD OF IDEA IS THIS
JK: ITS YOUR IDEA YOU PRICK
JM: YOU DICK HOSEOK HYUNG'S COMING LETS GO
JK: FINE
JH: what's happening
JH: oh shit it's namjoon
JH: gOttA lUHAN /speeds tf outta there/
YG: STOP RUNNING SO LOUDLY YOU SOCK FACES I WANT TO SLEEP
RM: /goes to the kitchen to investigate/ what the hell smells so bad
Jin: /appears/ what tHE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY POT I WILL CHOP YOUR EARS OFF KIM NAMJOON
RM: IT WASNT ME
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ok uh
about the old chapters with the you got no jams and the horse jokes i am sorry about that i mean jimin and hoseok did say it hurts their feelings so i'm gonna be editing those chapters sometime
and
check out ethereal (taehyung fic) and solace (vhope fic)
and um if it's not too much please comment on my stories too i mean like theyre bound to have loopholes or sth or just vote or sth idk check em out
and comments make my day :-)
okay ye thanks
