RM: HOLY FUCK WHY THE HELL I JUST TOUCHED YOUR NEST THATS ALL I DID WHY ARE YOU AFTER ME
RM: /slaps the shit out of the bees and they die/
RM: look what you made me do i hate bees
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Jin: AAAaAaaAaaAAaAAAaaHhHhHH WHAT IS THIS WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM WHY IS THIS BITCH IN MY ROOM BANGING HIS HEAD ON MY PERFECT CLEAN WINDOW GET THE HELL OUT
bee: SHUT THE FCK UP IM TRYNA GET THE HELL OUT TOO BUT YOURE MAKING ME COMMIT SUICIDE BY BANGING MY HEAD ON YOUR DUMB INVISIBLE GARDEN BLOCKER
Jin: WHATTA FAAAAAKKKK DID I JUST HEAR A BEE TALK
Bee: YEAH THATS RIGHT HUMAN YOU BETTER BEELIEVE IT AND LET ME OUT
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YG: /sleeping/
Bee: /buzzes around Yoongi's ears/
YG: hnnngg /pulls the blanket over his head/
Bee: wtf he gets more rest than i do smh
YG: you know if you take a nap now your queen won't know right?
Bee:
Bee: true
Bee: /rests in a flower outside/ bless this swag human
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JH: aww.
JH: little bee trying to get out.
JH: wait a second.
JH: /opens the window/
Bee: thank you human that is so bright or rather the sun is that the sun or a human wtaf anyway thanks bye /flies away/
JH: bye little beeeeeeeeee
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JM: Is Jin hyung talking to himself again?
Bee: yeah man he's talking with my brother i have no idea what they're saying but he's yelling really loudly
JM: that's creepy how the hell are you talking i thought Jin hyung was the crazy one
Bee: holy fck not you too why do humans think that when animals talk it's weird and they even make cartoons and shows of us taking is that really fascinating to humans? like WE are supposed to be the ones wondering how the hell humans can talk and in so many ways like wHAT EVEN IS ONIONHASEYO AND HOW DOES THAT MEAN NI HAO OR KONNICHIWA WHATEVER THOSE WORDS ARE DO THEY ALL MEAN HELLO WHAT
JM: holy shit this smol bee is raging how cute awwwww
Bee: YOU ARE SMOL TOO
JM: tHATS IT—
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Bee: /flies in/
V: OH NO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO INTRUDER INTRUDER A BEE JUST CAME INTRUDER WINDOW
*cricket cricket*
V: HAHAHAHHAHAHA DAAAABBBBB IM SO FUNNY GET IT INTRUDER WINDOW HAAHAHHAHAH
Bee: stfu
Bee: FRIENDS
Bee: ATTACK THIS UNFUNNY HUMAN
V: HAHAHAHAHAHHAH oh shit
poor V
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JK: /sees a bee flying towards him/
JK: HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA SQUARE UP BITCH IM JEON JUNGKOOK AKA JEON CENA AKA GOLDEN FREAKING MAKNAE AND I WILL WHACK YO ASS REAL BAD OHHHH DO YOU FEEL THE FEAR
Bee: bitch if you whack my ass both of us will get hurt ohhhhhhhhhhh come at me
JK: that's true
Bee: ha sucker
JK: TF DID YOU SAY BITCH /WHAP/
Bee: BITCH
/Jungkook gets stung, bee dies/
JK: i am a man.
JK:
JK: holy lamb skewers this hurts where are my bandaids
