V: YAAAaAAAAAaaAaaALLLLLLL let's build a fort!
RM: how childish can you be...
V: it's in my DNA bro... /clutches the right side of his chest with pained expression/
RM: bro...
RM: /clutches left side of his chest with fake tears/
JM: what even is this kdrama
RM: your heart is on the left, bro.
V:
V: /quietly shifts his hand to the left side/
RM: bro.
V: bro.
Jin: /wipes fake tears/ oh my gosh... that was the most touching scene i've ever watched.
JH: /claps with much feeling/
JK: /claps with feeling/
YG: /claps with no feeling/
YG: just put the movie on, you idiots.
BTS:
JK: no.
JM: Jin hyung put it on please!
Jin: does "idiots" refer to me?
YG:
YG: no?
Jin: thought so.
RM: /sighs/ i'll put it on. what should we watch?
V: /bouncing on the sofa/ wonder woman! wonder woman!
RM: ...
BTS: ...
V: she's cool.
JK: iron man's cooler.
YG: i'm out, i'll get pillows. /sneaks away/
V: no, wonder woman is cooler.
JK: no?!?!???!!
JM: how about both?
JK: no bitch it's either iron man being the best or nothing!
RM: just decide on one movie you pricks!
JM: did you just call me a bitch, you bitch?!?!!
JK: dId yoU JUst CaLL mE a BiTcH YoU BITcH?
JM: that's it i'm never talking to you again
JK: sure!
JM: i'm kidding but i'm your hyung you dipshit
Jin: what unholy words i hear
/music accidentally blasts and scares the fuck out of them/
JH: FUCK
Jin: NO UNHOLINESS ALLOWED HERE J-DOPE
JH: is it illegal?
YG: /appears with his face behind a pile of blankets and pillows in his arms/
YG: i think the fuck not.
Jin: gasp
YG:
YG: is no one gonna help me i can't see behind all these fluffy shit
JM: sure hyung i'll help you /takes some of the blankets/
BTS: YOOoOOooOooOONMIIIIIIINNN
JH: let's build a big one. so for measure, i'll stay under and you guys build the fort over me!
RM: hell no!
Jin: NAMJOON! NO UNHOLINESS!! AND I AGREE WITH HOPE!
JH: yaAaAaaAAaAAaSss /lies on the sofa/
YG: i can't be bothered with a fort anymore let's just dump everything on hoseok and watch the damn movie
V: sounds very fluffy.
JH: what?! so i'll be crushed to death?
JK: no, you'll be suffocating when someone farts.
JM: 'nuff said. BLANKET COMING THRuuUuuUuUUUuUuUuuuUu
BTS: /dumps the pile of blankets and pillows onto hoseok and sits on them/
JH: WHAT THE FRICK— mmfmffhhh—
RM: do you hear something?
JM: no, do you?
JH: /muffled/ FUCK YOU ALL UP THERE IM GONNA DIE!
Jin: NO UNHOLINESS, HOSEOK!!
JH: YEAH WELL— WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?? NAMJINGLEBELLS DID YOU JUST RELEASE YOUR FLATULENCE IN MY FACE
RM: ITS NOT ME!
maknae line: /snickering/
who do you think released his flatulence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DNA is lit as hell and so is mic drop and the rest of the album yes i love life what a time to be alive
*late but better late than not watching the MV and dying a few times*
V's neck grab got me so shook he looks so dam good with that hair too oh my cheese fries
yoongi has been hanging around jimin too much maybe his jacket-off-the-shoulder thing was an accident too who knows ಠ_ಠ
what if he goes bald who tf has 3 hair colors in 1 MV other than min suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong
namjoon looks fantabulous take my life TAKE MY LIFE NAMJOON JSNZKKAZJXN
jungkook lost so much weight here boi let me give you some of my weight bc i'm a pig
jin got more lines yesssss life is awesome jin is awesome worldwide handsome 👉🏻😎👉🏻
JHOOOOOOPEEEE IIISSSSS FFFFAAAABBBUUUULLLLOOOOUUUSSSSS I LOVEHIM
CHIMIN IS HOT AS HELL BLESS MY OVARIES
also my exams are coming up bless me hope i stay alive and my brain doesn't get too fried
ah i reread this book and i cringed i really cringed so hard i wriggled in my dear and fell off i couldn't even wow bless my ass i wanted to stop existing blesssssssss
