Drunk Parents

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JK: Jin hyung! /goes downstairs/ I spilled- OMG?!! V hyung!!! Yoongi hyung!! Jimin hyung- oh my god bless my eyes.

Jin: nuuuuUUUUUUUU you little-- sonofa flying duck cake- /hiccups/

RM: shhhhhHHHhhHhh. /hiccups/

YG: /comes downstairs too/ holy crap what the f*ck happened to them?

V: this is the first time you cared about something, hyung.

YG: shut up you lil-

Jin: NO--- sweeeaaaaaring.

JH: woah.

JK: /takes bottle from RM/ what are y'all doing? Gosh.

RM: WE WERE talking about-/hiccups/ how manly Yoongi is-

YG: what?

RM: and how Jimin has so much jams. Right- /hiccups/ Jin?

Jin: /nodding slowly/

JM: /takes phone, takes a video of RM/ what were y'all talking about again?!

RM: we- were saying... Yoongi is sooooooooooooo manly... If I were a girl I'd marry him... And you have soooooooooooooo much jams. I can't count.

JM: /mentally celebrating/ blackmail material.

V: hehehe watch this. /takes gummy worm/

/waves it in front of Jin/

Jin: EEEEEEEEEEE DONT LET IT TOUCH- /hiccups/ MY BEAUTIFUL FACE EEEE

V: /drops gummy worm onto Jin's shirt/

Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOO-- /faints/

RM: SHHHH- /hiccups/ what's wrong with him.

JK: /standing at one corner sharing a box of Nerds candy with hobie/

JM: ok uh we gotta help them get up or else we won't have breakfast tomorrow. Jungkook help me carry Jin hyung upstairs.

JK: what......ok.

/Jimin and Jungkook lift Jin and bring him upstairs/

V: uh. So we gotta carry the destructor. Hopie hyung?

JH: okay. What about Yoongi hyung though?

YG: I'll clean up. Unless you wanna clean the puke?

V: let's just bring him up.

/V and hobie carry RM up and throw him on the bed and run away/

RM: ah... Am I on a giant /hiccup/ maaaaarshhhhhmalloww...?

YG: now I'm the oldest. They gotta listen to me now. /sits on sofa, waits for them to come back down/

/but they didn't come down/

YG: these kids are smart. Shit, I gotta clean this crap up myself.

Jin: /from upstairs/ NO SWEARING!!! /hiccup/

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