Jin: *Gives baby pink sweater and a pink ribbon* There. Now you are the second prettiest in the world. Cos I am the first.
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Suga: Oh wow. Hmmm. *takes out the pink ribbon and sweater, puts $3 chain, sunglasses and bandana on baby*
Suga: Say swag
Baby: Thweg.
Suga: No it's s-oo-eh-guh.
Baby: Swag.
Suga: Nice. Now say infires.
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Rapmon: DAMN ITS INSPIRES. *carefully takes out chain, sunglasses and bandana*
Rapmon: Here, I'll give you some cooler sunglasses. and a toy. *puts snake toy and shiny glasses beside baby*
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J-Hope: Here lil one, don't cry. I hate snakeu too. *Takes away snake toy*
Baby: *continues crying*
J-Hope: Aww come on. Don't cry...I'm your hope!
Baby: Hope.
J-Hope: *with tears* yes...hobie junior. You shall be everyone's hope when you grow up.
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Jimin: awwwww!!!! your cheeks are like mine!! some time ago...
BTS: /jumps out with a banner/
banner: PARK JIMIN YOU ARE FUCKING PERFECT
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V: Hi baby. I'm Taetae. *does derp faces*
Baby: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
V: wait
V:
V: THIS SHIT AINT GUCCI
V: /dumps the glasses, strips the baby, drowns him in gucci/
V: you're beautiful
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Jungkook: so you're now the youngest among us?
Jungkook: how you dare
Jungkook:.....hyung help me
Jungkook: Who's kid is this anyway?
BTS: oh shit. Who's baby is this.
