JM:
JM: so
JM: you dance.
Kai: ye.
YG: and
YG: you rap.
SH: ye.
SH: OH WAIT IM NOT THE MAKNAE ANYMORE
SH: YEHET
Kai: aaaaaand you dance too /points at Jimin/
JM: yeeeaaaah?
Kai: Cool, you're cool. /holds out a fist/
JM: AYYYYY /fistbumps Kai/
Kai: AYYYYY
JM: hyung is cool
SH: wtf i dance too??¿?¿??¿¿¿?
YG: it's alright my dear rapper brother we're swag
SH: /with tears in his eyes/ bro
YG: /sniffs/ bro
JM: WAAAAAAAAIT
JM: DAFUQ DID I MISS
JM: DIS SALTY BUTT IS MINE STAY AWAY
SH: r0od
JM:
JM: .....stay away, sehun HYUNG.
Kai:
Kai: it's so weird hearing "sehun hyung". Imagine hearing "Jungkook hyung".
SH: SHHHH NOW I AM A HYUNG.
SH: I'm a hyung, I'm a hyung, I'm a hyung, I'm a hyung, I'm a hyung, I'm a hyung, IM A HYUNG!!!!
Kai: stfu
YG: sehun
YG: do you wanna know something about Jimin?
SH: sure🌚
YG: once jimin almost took out his pants outside our dorm because he had cockroach diarrhoea stained on his ass
SH:
SH: /pats jimin's back/ it's okay. cockroaches suck.
Kai: because once a cockroach flew into his room and Baekhyun hyung and Chen hyung were there and they screamed so loud it was like a high-note battle and our eardrums almost burst and sehun almost blew up the entire house.
YG: that's very unfortunate
SH: And guess what
JM: what?
SH: the cockroach flew into my bubble tea and I looked into the hole of the straw and there it was stuck there and when I shook the drink it dropped all the way down through the straw into the drink.
Kai: he refused to talk to us for days. RIP bubble tea.
SH: I hate cockroaches.
JM: it's alright bro.
/Sehun and Jimin have a comforting session/
Kai: well
Kai: that was pretty dramatic
YG: how does it feel like to be on the maknae line tho
JM: yaja time?
SH: YES YAJA TIME
JM: YAJA TIME WUHUUU
YG: I regret my life choices. Five minutes of yaja time, yall.
SH: YOONGI-AHH~
YG:
YG: ....yes hyung?
SH: nice.
JM: YOONGI-AH~~~
YG: ...yes? HYUNG?
JM: do a dance!
YG: huh?
Kai: you know, a dance! Like a chicken dance or whatever! :")
YG: /sighs/ okay.
YG: /does the chicken dance/
SH: AWW HOW CUTE /squishes Yoongi's cheeks/
Kai: yay!!!
SH: Kai! Your turn! Do gwiyomi!
Kai:
Kai: 1+1=gwiyomi, 2+2=gwiyomi, 3+3=gwiyomi, 4+4=gwiyomi, 5+5=gwiyomi, 6+6=GWIYOMI!
SH: /applauds/
JM: yoongi-ah!! Do gwiyomi as well!!
YG:
YG: /checks time/
YG: FIVE MINUTES IS UP, BITCH
YG: /tackles Jimin/ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT GWIYOMI?
Kai: holy crap, he's like Kyungsoo hyung.
SH: oh yeah. Satansoo.
YG: excuse me, im wayyy better than Satansoo.
Kyungsoo: /bursts in/ I HEARD BULLSHIT
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I live for BTS and EXO interactions so much
