1) Social friend
JH: oh hey! What's your name?
...
JH: OMG hi! You look familiar.
...
JH: I REMEMBER YOU HEY ITS BEEN A LONG TIME
2) "I'm here for the food"
Random friend 1: Hey where's Jin?
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Random friend 2: Hey Jungkook! Is Jin around?
...
V: where's Jin hyung?
Meanwhile Jin...
Jin: /stuffing his face with food/ this is life.
/Random friend comes/
Jin: ...
Jin: /puts down food, sneaks away/
Jin:
Jin: is he gone yet?
Jin: ok good /picks up food, start eating again/
Jin: gosh how long do I have to workout to burn all these fml
3) "I'm here for the girls"
JM: Hey babe. Nice ass.
...
JM: is this seat taken?
Girl: yeah, so--
JM: Aww thanks! /sits anyway/
...
JM: Hey pretty lady, I think I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
[HEY PRETTY LADY, SANGGAKMAN DEO GIPEO JINEUNDE~ ok bye]
JM: Can I borrow your phone?
Girl: sure...? /passes phone/
JM: /calls his own number/ now you have my number and I have yours. Text me ;)
4) "Sexy free and single"
JK: Lemme drink.
Jin: Heck no, you're gonna get d--
JK: NO I WANNA.
JH: uhm okay no. You'll puke--
JK: I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD SO I CAN DRINK AND TWENTY YEARS OLD MEANS TWENTY SHOTS.
Jin: nononONONONONONO WHAT THE HELL--
JK: I'm freeEEEeeEeEeEeeEeeeeeEeeeeEee!!!! /strips shirt off and dances/
/girls faint/
5) The baby
YG: guys I'm tired.
YG: Let's go, guys.
Bangtan: /continues partying, can't hear Yoongi/
YG: well then
YG: /walks over to DJ/
YG: /stops music, takes mic/
YG: Bangtan that's enuf partying let's go home right now.
RM: WHAAAT?? Why?
YG: simple.
YG: I'm tired.
Jin: /facepalms/ let's go. Bye friends.
6) Animals over humans
V: /at friend's BBQ party/
V: /wandering around/
V: oh? /spots a puppy/
V: awh you're so cute!~ /picks up puppy/
/puppy barks and licks him/
V: oh my gosh I like you too!
Jin: where's Taehyung?
V: /didn't hear him/ you're such a fwuhffy muffy little cutie~
JK: Taehyung hyung! I found G-Dragon at the party--
V: No wait gimme a minute this puppy's so cute!
JK: come on hyunggg~~ I CANT WAIT. COME WITH MEEEEE
V: NOOOO.... bye puppy...
/on the way to find G-Dragon/
JK: oh my gosh hyung I'm so scared but happy OMG ITS G-DRAGON--
JK: Taehyung hyung?
JK: where'd you go? /looks around/
V: /running back to the puppy/ yay I'm back! I missed you. /plays with puppy/
7) The antisocial
DJ: ALRIGHT GUYS WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!
People: WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!1!1!1!!1
RM: /playing minion rush/ heeeaaahh...
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Random friend: Namjoon! Hey!
RM: /looks up from phone/ huh? Oh, uhm... Hi?
Random friend: uhm... Well it was nice meeting you! Buh-bye!
RM: uh, same! Bye!
RM: luckily he went away... /continues scrolling through twitter/
...
Jin: Namjoon, get off your phone and come socialize.
RM: No thanks.
Jin: You... You need a life.
RM: Actually I do need a life, I just sent my last life to a friend. /referring to candy crush/
RM: Do you have one? Can you send it to me?
Jin: /mega facepalm/
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Hi guys! Finally I updated huhu
Leave comments please :)
Guys should I start an EXO chatroom? I've already written the first part ahaha
Much love <3
