RM: /sleeping/
Cockroach: HEHEHEHEHEHEH hUMANNN! /crawls up his arm/
RM: what's that ticklish thingy... /wakes up/
RM: /spots cockroach/ WHAT THE F-- /flicks cockroach off/
RM: EW!
JK: what is it hyung? It's only 7 in the mor-- HOLY CRAP YOONGI HYUNG WAKE UP THERES A COCKROACH ON YOUR FACE WAKE UP
YG: /sweeps cockroach away with eyes closed/
YG: ok what's happening
YG:
YG: why is there a cockroach in here
JH: /from outside/ EEEEEEEEE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF IT'S ON MY WATTERBOTTLE GET IT OFF!!!
Jin: YOU ASS WHY ARE YOU ASKIN ME?!
JM: you guys are such pussies /uses newspaper to whack the cockroach but misses/
Cockroach: /spreads wings/
JM: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? FITE ME
Cockroach: /starts flying/
JM: EUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GO AWAY GO AWAY DONT CHASE ME
V: /standing on the table/ NOOOOOOO MR LION RUN AWAY DONT GET INFECTED NOOOOOOOOO THE COCKROACH-POCALYPSE HAS STARTED
V: /throws a random phone at the cockroach/
JK: WHAT THE HELL HYUNG MY PHONE WHY HYUNG WHY
YG: DIEEEEEE BITCH
YG: /whacks cockroach with newspaper/
Cockroach: /internal shit splatters, dies/
YG: /passes newspaper to RM/ here. Help me dump this, will you?
V: You almost hit Mr Lion! You scared him!!
RM: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwww! There's cockroach diarrhoea on it!
JK: what cockroach diarrhoea?
Jin: /curious/ what cockroach diarrhoea? /sees splattered shit on the newspaper/ MY EYES OMG
JK: it's not... That bad... /takes newspaper/
/cockroach leg on the newspaper twitches/
JK: OK THIS IS GROSS BYEBYE
/dumps newspaper/
JH: /talking to cockroach in the kitchen/ I'm warning you... Don't touch me... I'm not scared...stop hissing...
/cockroach flies away/
JH: FUDGE DONT FLY WHAT THE HECK OH MY GOSH
RM: /staring a cockroach on the wall/ don't fly
Cockroach: /hisses/
RM: stay there... /raises insect spray/
Cockroach: /spreads wings/
RM: MOTHER OF--- /drops spray, runs off/
Cockroach: silly human. /folds back wings/
JH: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /sprays cockroach until the wall is wet with the insect spray/
Jin: ew Hoseok now the wall's dirty. /turns around/
Cockroach: HUMAN MOVE AWAY /flies towards Jin/
Jin: UUUWAAAAAAAAH SHIT!!
JK: I GOT IT!!!! /whacks aimlessly at flying cockroach but fails terribly/
JK: /whacks Jin instead/
Jin: OW JEON JUNGKOOK WHAT THE CRAP
YG: OH FUCK THERE ARE TWO COCKROACHES ON THE FUCKING COUNTER AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MAKING OUT OH MY GOD IT'S OVER
V: THEN GO KILL THEM MAN
YG: HOW BOUT YOU DO IT
V: NO! ASK JIMIN!
JM: WHAT THE-- oh fine.
JM: /takes slippers and smashes cockroaches/
Cockroach 1: oh my... Juliet... I will meet you... in the other world...
Cockroach 2: Romeo... we will meet again. Look for me... you must promise... /stops twitching/
Cockroach 1: NOOOOO JULIET
JM: uhh... /sweeps up the cockroaches/ that was gross.
V: /whacks Jimin's ass/
JM: OW WHAT THE FISH TAEHYUNG WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
V: THERE WAS A COCKROACH ON UR BUTT
JM: WHAT THE-- SO MY BUTT HAS COCKROACH SHIT ALL OVER?!
V: uhm... Yeah. I guess.
JM:
JM:
JM: kill me now.
Jin: uhm...okay... Guys... Get outta here. I'm gonna spray out the whole dorm! /wears mask, holds two cans of insect spray/
V: hey I wanna spray too /gets mask/
JK: Let's all go kill them.
BTS: /wearing masks and armed with insect sprays/ THIS IS WAR!!!!
/bursts into every single room and sprays the shit outta the can/
JH: DAMNIT THIS STINKS
A few minutes later...
BTS: /rushes out of dorm for fresh air/
YG: /rips off mask/ that was horrible.
JK: /dumping empty insect spray can/ I didn't know the kitchen was so scary...
V: /panting/ why were there even so many cockroaches in the first fricking place?
Manager: oh hi boys, I've got something to tell you. Get in, why are y'all outside?
BTS: uhm--
Manager: /steps in/
Manager: /runs out/ WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU GUYS DOING?!
RM: killing cockroaches.
Jin: we risked our lives doing that.
JM: Gross.
Manager: you could have called the exterminator and gone out for a while...
BTS: ...
Manager: what's that black patch on your pants Jimin?
JM:
JM: OH YEAH DAMNIT
BTS: DONT TAKE OUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS IN PUBLIC PARK FUCKING JIMIN
