Jin: is- is this thing recording—
Hobie: yup
Jin: oh- okay. Hello everyone, good afternoon. Today, we are--
V: WE ARE GONNA EAT POTATOES!!
Jin: excuse me, Taehyung. /pushes Taehyung out of the camera/ as I was saying, we are going to cook--
Hobie: COOK JUNGKOOK
Jungkook (getting the eggs from the fridge) : HELL NO HYUNG
Jin: WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP?!?!
Jin:
Jin: cut out that part.
YG: It's live, we can't cut it out.
RM: how many people watching?
YG: uhhh... Probably our whole ARMY fandom?
Jin: great.
JM: move aside hyung.
JM: hello my cute little girlfriends, it's your squishy and manly Jimin! Today we will be preparing fried chicken. Yay!
Meanwhile in the background behind Jimin...
V: HIYAAAHH!! TAKE THAT!! AND THAT!! /throwing flour/
JK: FLOUR BOMB INCOM— EW
JH: /dumps water on Jungkook/
/flour mess becomes sticky/
JK: ew omg eeeeeeeeeeeeee.
YG: /watching flour war/
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Jin: OKAY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT? Whoever can clear this mess gets most of the chicken.
V/JK/JH:
V/JK/JH: IM ON IT /scrambles for cloth/
Jin: /moves camera and ingredients somewhere clean/
Jin: okay, let's start. First, you cut up the chicken. Cut off all the fats. It's unhealthy.
JM: /places chicken in front of the camera/
V: /comes in/
Jin: /cuts chicken/
JM: /reads comments/ "oppa!!! Cook some for me!!" Wow this fan is cute.
Jin: I might someday.
JM: /still reading comments/ "Jimin oppa make sure you eat a lot!! GET YOUR CHEEKS BACK!!!!!!" I will get my cheeks.
V: these fans are cute. Hi everyone!! /in English/ hello... Uhm... V!!!!!!
JM: /reads last comment/ "you two look really cute." Which two?
Jin: me and Jimin, obviously.
V: no it's me and and Jin hyung.
JM: no... It's me and V.
Jin: no, it's me and V.
JH: you know what? /pushes everyone away from the camera/ ITS ME AND ME!!
JM: go away hobie hyung.
Jin: I'm done, y'all. Move aside.
Jin: Next, you dip the chicken in egg wash. /rolls chicken piece in egg/
JK: /walks behind Jin/
JK: /gets startled by a fly/
JK: EW A BUG /turns into kungfu master, fights the bug/
JK: /accidentally hits Jin/
Jin: /accidentally slams hand into bowl of egg wash while tryna regain his balance/
Jin: *horrified* WHAT THE FLYING DUCK BEANS JEON JUNGKOOK?!!
JK: the bug died... :(
Jin: /raises egg-covered hand out of the bowl/ eeeEeeEeEEeeEeEeeEeEeEeEeEewWwwWwwWwwwWWWWwwwW!!!!!!!!!!! /runs to toilet/
JM: uhh... I'll continue, ARMYs. After you dip the chicken piece into the egg wash... Lemme I get another bowl. /goes to kitchen/
V: hehehhehehe I got the egg wash... After you dip it in, you roll it around in a plate of bread crumbs. Or, if you're reeeeeaaaaally unhealthy, you can smash some Pringles chips and roll the chicken--
JK: CHICKEN?!?!?! IS THAT D.O HYUNGS RELATIVE
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YG: ok Tae you've done enough. My turn, scoot over.
YG: Y'all didn't get any flour?
JH: /sitting on the couch/ well... We kinda finished them all.
YG: so it's time to use my secret flour bomb. Okay.
YG: /takes out a bag if flour/ well use this. /pours some onto a plate/
YG: /imitates Map from Dora the Explorer/ so you do this— egg, flour, Pringles, egg, Pringles. Say it with me. Egg, flour, Pringles, egg, priNGLES!!!!!
Jin: /coming out of the toilet/ it still smells!!! Wait— wait no. No no no no no no KIM NAMJOON WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
RM: /eyes the air fryer/ uhh... Nothing!!
JH: /runs into kitchen/ THATS MY AIRFRYER--
Jin: let's just... Deep fry the chicken... Okay guys-- HOLY MOTHER OF MARBLES KIM TAEHYUNG!!!
V: /clinging in to the plate of cut chicken filets/ why? Why did you cut them? Why take the cute and squishy one? TakE ME INSTEAD!!!!! BRING BACK THE POOR CHICKEN!!
V: /runs out of the house with the chicken/
Jin: NO COME BACK!!-- THE LIVE SHOW IS STILL ON WE NEED THAT CHICKEN!!!
V: /in the distance/ NO
RM: my name is no! My sign is no! My number is no! You need to let it go! You need--- MFHFMHF
JH: EVERYBODY SAY NOOOO
JM: what do we do about this then?
YG: well... We have one piece of chicken here. Let's just fry this piece.
V: /strolls back in/ actually you know what I'm hungry just cook this whole thing.
Jin: /facepalm/
Jin: okay. Let's do this.
RM: /does all the chicken-dipping and rolling/
JH: /fixes air fryer/
VMinKook: /catching bugs/
YG: /fries chicken/
Jin: /sets plate, decorates/
30min later...
V: WE!! ARE!! DONE!!!!!!!
V: /steals chicken/
V:boy it smells great. Byebye!!
V: /teleports away/
JK: what the f--
Jin: /covering Jungkook's mouth/ don't swear. He'll come back with the chicken.
V: /comes back with empty plate/ wowowowow it's tasty!!
BTS: .....
BTS: OUR CHICKEN YOU ATILABSIGAKSPXK
Jin: /sighing, goes to camera/ okay thank you for watching, ARMY. See y'all next time! How do you turn this off... HEY!!!
RM: /steals camera/ WAIT THIS AINT THE END OF COOK WITH BTS!! /destroys camera/ well shit.
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Hey guys wew I didn't proofread this one cos I'm gna have no wifi in like 2 minutes so pls forgive me for any typos/mistakes thank you :')
Much love <3
