1) the Screamer
Hobie: uhhhh Jungkook I think we shouldn't watch this... Let's go watch-
Jungkook: nuuuu~ hyung it's gonna be fine! *drags Hobie into the cinema*
-halfway into the movie, scary scene comes up-
Hobie: hOLY PIECES OF FLYING HORSES AND FRIED CARROT STICKS ASDFGHJKL JUNGKOOK LETS GET OUTTA HERE
Jungkook: oh hell no hyung this is fun.
-scary scene again-
Hobie: *high pitched scream*
Audience: *looks at Hobie* dafuq?
Jungkook: mm, higher than Jimin hyungs high note.
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2) Free popcorn
Jin: ASHGKSHEKDLWJBRPDVBF THIS IS DUMB WHAT KINDA PERSON REJECTS CHOCOLATE?! *so angry that he accidently spilled popcorn onto the person in front* *doesnt notice*
-emo scene-
Jin: ohhhh nuuuu!! Why did he die?!! *throws smol tantrums, popcorn flies everywhere*
Person in front: why the hell is it raining popcorn
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3) Seat kicker
Taehyung: I wanna go home.
Jin: come on, it's gonna end really soon.
Taehyung: nnnuuuUUU!! I wanna go home now! *kicks seat in front*
Person in front: dude you made me spill my chips and my ice cream went onto my face.
Taehyung: ok so to save me from embarrassment can we pleeeaaaaase go now?
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4) Smuggler
Rapmon: Jin hyung pass the chips please.
Jin: okay, gimme a moment.
Jin: *takes out bread, biscuits, popcorn, drinks, sushi, cinnamon buns, cupcakes, muffins, cup noodles, cheese sticks, toblerone, kit kats, skittles, nachos, cheeseballs, teddy bear, pillow, phone, chips.*
Jin: which flavour? *holds up the chili and BBQ flavored chips in one hand, original and wasabi flavored chips in the other*
RM:
RM: original one.
Rest of BTS: *snatches food*
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5) The one with a sh*t ton of comments
Jimin: who is who?
Jimin: who's that?
Jimin: didn't he die?
Jimin: please I'm cuter than that.
Jimin: what the heck he just showed his abs? My abs are cooler.
Jimin: woah. Punch-kick-dodge-sweep his heels and whack his ass you have a wooden plank for gods sake!
Jimin: this guy sucks.
Jimin: the killer should have used a gun.
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6) Spoiler
RM: there... You see that guy there... He's gonna kill the girl in 10...9...8...7...2...1... Boom he's dead.
RM: that girl is gonna commit suicide and fall down the building. She didn't get murdered.
RM: ah, the apple will creep off the tae and get the knife and --
Hobie: STOP THAT WILL YOU
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7) 3D glasses
-land of toys scene-
Jungkook and all the boys in the cinema: *stretches out hands, trying to grab the transformers, trains etc.)
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8)Sleeper
-Funny scene-
Yoongi: zzzzzz
-crying scene-
Yoongi:zzzzzzz
-dramatic scene-
Yoongi: zzzzzzzz
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-kumamon scene-
Yoongi: WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT IM UP. ------ , I'm gonna publish a new EXO fanfic soon YAY
