ㅇㅇㅇJin (husband)ㅇㅇㅇ
Jin: Ugh... Okay as my chingu you gotta listen to me rant. *pulls you closer to him* So at the hospital this guy just barged in and screamed "OH NO I HAVE A HOLE IN MY BUTT WHATS HAPPENING AM I GONNA DIE DOCTOR SAVE ME". Like wtf?!! Everyone's butt has a hole in it, and he saw me holding a clipboard going I one of the wards and he pulled my hand and said that he had a hole in his ass and wanted me to save him. Sheesh!
You: Oh, okay.
Jin: You're not usually so quiet. What happened?
You: Jagiya... I'm cooking now... If I don't watch the fire and all that I'm pretty sure you'll be eating medicines tomorrow rather than dinner tonight. It's okay, he's just weird.
ㅇㅇㅇ Jimin (older brother)ㅇㅇㅇ
You: Jimin oppa, how was your day?
Jimin: Nothing much. *smiles, continues sorting out paperwork*
You: Nyeh don't lie. What happened?
Jimin: I met that girl again.
You: That girl you bumped into yesterday? Omo, she was the one you're supposed to work with?
Jimin: Yeah. *blushes* she was really cute and bubbly.
You:
You: opPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Oppa you like her don't you?? You like her, you like her!! YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE HERRR!!!!
Jimin: Yah shut up.
You: Oppa. Admit it. You like her. Admit it. Admit it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You like her.
Jimin: oooKAAAAAAAYYYY. I like her. Now shaddup.
So Jimin starts tickling you behind your neck bc he knows you're most ticklish there.
You: HOLY --- IM TELLING EOMMA. OPPA STAPH.
ㅇㅇㅇV/Taehyung (cousins)ㅇㅇㅇ
V: Yah.
V: YAH.
V: YAH!! Wake up!!
You: *rubs eyes, looks up* oh sorry.
V: *pushes you away from his files* I gotta finish this case... Don't fall asleep on my case files okay thanks
You: Aish... Kim Taehyung you've need working on this...stupid... killer thing for like 4 days already. Look at it from another angle.
V: It's not that simple okay? This guy is really careful and he's really meticulous.
You:
You: Why are you assuming it's a guy killer? Not a female? *snatches file* there. This woman, the...um... Sister-in-law, would have gotten the most benefits if the guy was killed since both parents were dead.
V: I looked through that already, she had an alibi that she wasn't at the fricking crime scene cos she had a speeding fine at the east of the country ten minutes after the murder was carried out. She can't possibly teleport right? But thanks I appreciate your help. Go sleep.
You: okay then... Goodnight Taetae.
-A few hours later-
V: HOLY SHIT I GOT IT!!
You: It's 5 in the morning. Don't scream please?
ㅇㅇㅇJungkook(boyfriend)ㅇㅇㅇ
/At hospital, 9.30pm\
You: Holy shit--- what the flying bread pancakes how the hell did you get in here?!! What the frick happened?!!
Jungkook: Woah Jagiya, calm down. It's just a gunshot. It's okay, just--
You: *pulls chair closer, slams ur butt onto the chair* ITS NOT OKAY!!! You got injured and don't think I don't know, the bullet was the biggest kind of all the types!
Jungkook: Jagi I'm okay. I'm still alive and kicking.
You: JEON JUNGKOOK!! I FORBID YOU TO SAY SUCH STUFF!! You have to be alive and kicking!! *pouts*
Jungkook: Okay okay I'm sorry I'll be more careful okay? *ruffles your hair*
You: okay. But just...get well soon. I'll sleep here tonight.
Jungkook: I see how much you love me :))
