Jin:
Jin: YOU
Jin: ALL
Jin: WAKE
RM: what's with him?
Jin: YOUR
Jin: ASSES
Jin: UP
Jin: RIGHT
JK: what the duck, its too loud...
Jin: NOW!!!
Jin: EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF BED AND COME DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT
YG: and this is the only time i cannot assert my dominance and unleash my hyung powers /rolls down the bed/
/everyone goes to the kitchen except for Jimin/
Jin: where's our small dude?
JH: he's sleeping, he caught a cold. what special day is it today that you have to wake us all up at five in the morning?
Jin: as you can see here...
Jin: /flips a switch/
/coffee machine sputters/
Jin: the coffee machine is broken. which one of you ugly peasants did it?
/Everyone looks at Namjoon/
RM: ITS NOT ME THIS TIME YOU SHORTIES
JK: maybe it's Jimin hyung! he probably didn't know how to use it and accidentally whacked the shit out of it!
YG: /whacks the shit out of Jungkook/
YG: he's the one who knows how this shit works best, you coconut.
V: Maybe you broke it while trying to use it, Jin hyung.
Jin: Excuse me are you accusing me right now? i'm the one who discovered it why would i rat myself out?!
JH: you know how the one person who farts in a room is the normally first one to say "someone farted"?
V: yeah! exactly! Jin hyung you're a meanie!
Jin:
Jin: why you little---
JK: i still suspect Namjoon hyung.
RM: i'm gonna reduce your lines.
JK: fite me.
YG: You know what? how about we just get a new one since this one's kinda old anyways?
V: i second that.
RM: third.
Jin: because you broke it?
RM: NO FOR THE SECOND DAMN TIME NO!!
JH: why are you being so agitated? got something to hide?
V: it's probably hidden among all his ryan plushies, hope hyung.
JH: /face palm/
RM: no, bitch, it's an expression, and for the last frikking time, ITS!! NOT!! ME!!!!!
JK: i don't think it's namjoon hyung, he doesn't even come into the kitchen very often.
Jin: THEN WHICH ONE OF YOU SOGGY SOCK PANCAKES DID IT?! OWN UP BEFORE I SMACK YOU WITH A FRYING PAN!!
/fights/
Jimin, in his bed: the place was too quiet. i had to stir up some shit between them. good job, park jimin. >:)
i am very shooked by the posters i don't even have anything to say rn but ok comment evil jimin or angel jimin
