Treasure hunt
YG: FCKING SHIET I SWEAR THIS SUN OF A BITCH IS REALLY AN ASSHOLE IM TANNING LIKE CRAZY!!
BTS: /ignores Yoongi/
RM: guys do y'all wanna eat first?
V: Let's sit there /points to benches/
JH: okay- woah woah woah.
Jin: Holy crap.
BTS: /looks around/ We're surrounded by monkeys?!?!
Monkeys: /form a big circle with BTS in it/
JK: Fucking shiet, we're so screwed.
JM: How is it that Jin doesn't care about Jungkook's swearing now?
Jin: Let him be, he's 20.
JK and V: /starts growling at the monkeys/
V: if y'all don't back off I don't care if you get hurt!!
Jin: Yall hide your food!
BTS: /tucks their food under their shirts/
Monkeys: /starts making a hell lot of noise/
JM: Should we make a run for it
YG: yes we totally should because tHERES A FUCKIN WILD BOAR ON OUR TAILS RUN YOU FUCKHEADS
BTS: /STARTS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES/
Jin: MIN YOONGI YOURE GROUNDED
YG: YOU AINT MY MOM
Jin: I AM NOW
BTS: /sees teacher and the class up ahead/
BTS: BOAR!! BOAAR!!
Teacher: what the...??
BTS: BOAR!!
BTS: /runs behind the teacher and gets into fighting stance/
Boar: /doesn't give a fuck anymore and goes away/
BTS:
BTS: /tumbles to the ground/
JH: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE
RM: WE ALMOST BECAME ROAST HUMAN
V: MY POTATO CHIP DROPPED
Teacher: /sighs/ the heck did you go trigger the boar?
JK: WE DIDNT! IT JUST WENT CUCKOO AND STARTED CHARGING AT US
JM: WE DONT HAVE A DEATH WISH
Teacher: Oh man. Did you trigger its kids?
RM: NO!
Teacher: oooooookay. Anyway, if you see a wild boar with two small boars--
BTS: /starts laughing/
Teacher: OK THREE SMALL BOARS, you quietly walk away. Got it?
BTS: sure.
Jin: Is there any food stall here by any chance? OUR FOOD IS SO SCREWED.
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I actually forgot about this book kms
Well this is a short and crappy one
IM SORRY
Much lub <3
