There's Something About Juvie

Hook, Line, And Screamer

A/N: Yup, you heard that right. 

Only because I love torturing you all. MUAHAHAHAH

I wear my sunglasses at night..

I love horror movies.

The thrill I get when watching them is crazy. It makes me feel alive.

"Hey! Here comes the bloodbath!" I cheer.

Gwen and Duncan stand up with me, and we whoop when the guts splatter on the screen.

"Best movie ever," I sigh, sitting down next to Gwen.

"Ugh, I hate scary movies!" DJ cries.

Duncan whips out a hook, and DJ screams.

"Aw, c'mon DJ. For a horror movie, that was pretty tame." I say, plopping the reel back in the case. 

"Yeah, it's not like Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror!" Duncan cries.

"No way! That' s my favorite!" Gwen and I say.

"My favorite part is when the killer shoves that guy's hand into the lawn mower!" I cry.

"Or when he pushes that girl off the dock, and she falls into the propellor blade that cuts her in half?"

"And the part where the killer shoves that guy's head in the wood chipper!" We all cry in unison.

"Aww, looks like they all have more in common than bad fashion sense! Just mindless death and gore," Heather snaps.

"It's not mindless!" Gwen protests.

"Yeah, their loaded with psychological trauma! Look at DJ!" I say.

Leshawna shoves him off of her.

"Whatever! Does anyone have any idea what our challenge for this week is?"

"Yeah! Where's the Chris Meister?" Geoff asks, shoveling in popcorn.

Suddenly, we see Chef throwing in suitcases on his boat. The engine starts, and Chef gets worried.

"Yo Chef, where's the fire?" Duncan asks.

He jumps on the boat, and it goes away. Chris's and Chef's faces look terror-stricken.

Owen picks up a backpack, and a newspaper falls out. "Dude, you forgot this!"

I pick it up and read the cover. "Escape Psycho Killer On The Loose. Be on the look out for a man wearing a hockey mask, with a hooked hand, and carrying a chainsaw?" I read.

"HAHAHAHHA! He's on the loose!" Izzy laughs.

"Is this some kind of joke?" I ask.

"It's just fake. I mean come on, scary movie, hasty exit, and a last-minute prop?" Heather prompts.

"Well, if it's fake, then would Chris have left his hair gel?" Owen asks.

We all gasp. The hair gel!

"Okay guys! We need a game plan!" Gwen says.

"Yeah.." I agree.

"Okay, you guys have fun. I need a facial." Heather says.

"Wait! The first rule in a horror movie is to never go out on your own!" Gwen cries.

"You're so gullible! Why didn't he just rent a horror movie that takes place at a summer camp? If you losers wanna play boogieman, then fine. But I have a date with exfoliation."

"And the mean bossy chick seals her fate..." Izzy says.

"I say we go back to the camp and talk strategy. Who's with me?" Gwen asks.