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helloooooo! this is alice!

hahahahahahah. 

sorry, but currently i'm 'alice who's lost her mind' and at the same time 'alice who's fucking drunk'. she's crazy right now. i can promise you that. she's fucking crazy. but she's happy. she's so happy. she's so happy that she's crying tears of joy right now. yes, i am drunk. and i can tell you, the liquor my mother hides beneathe her bed is magic. pure magic i promise you that. today i'm making too many promise. so i promise that i'll regret making them eventually. i always do. it's not a matter of question. 

since i'm so happy and gay. giggles. gay. no i don't mean that i'm homosexual. i'm just gay. hahahahahaha. 

"..."

hahaha. 

you sound annoyed. sorry, i just wanted to share my gayness with you. so don't worry -

wait what was your name?

"..."

oh, i don't know. i never asked you. you don't have to tell me if you don't want to. i understand. i won't remember it in the morning. i won't remember anything being drunk so ...

"noa"

noa... well goodnight noa. teeheehee. 

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