Someone came knocking at the door early in the morning. Aphmau was asleep on top of Aaron, and Emily was crawling around them. A rotten smell awoken Aaron. "Woah... is there a full diaper somewhere...." He felt Aphmau's head by his neck. "Okay.... Aph is here, but..." He was tired, and his vision was hazy, but the bright sunlight through the window didn't make it better. He dragged his hand by his leg. "I'm still wearing clothes...that's good." he muttered. His hand wandered up Aphmau's arm, to her shoulder. "Oh my Irene, APHMAU'S NOT WEARING A SHIRT!" He yelled, sitting up, Aphmau fell to the side, hitting her head. "What is the matter with you, Aaron?!" she screamed. He looked down and saw she was wearing pajama pants and a spaghetti strap shirt. "YOU...GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK." Aaron gasped. Aphmau yawned. "Relax, Aaron. I just changed and decided to...fall asleep on you." Aphmau stood up and grabbed a sweater she had in a closet. She opened the door and Aaron walked to her. "I uh, good morning, first of all, you don't want any breakfast?" Aphmau kissed him. "I'm fine. I'll eat at home. By the way, the puppies have been in the basement with Vlyad and I don't know if he's been taking proper care of them."
Aphmau stepped out the door and looked back at Aaron, waving goodbye. "You know what?" Aphmau pulled out her cellphone and called Lizzie. "Hey Lizzie! I was wondering if you would like to take care of the babies?" Lizzie squealed. "OMG YES! I WOULD LOVE TO!" Minutes later, Lizzie showed up at the doorstep. "You don't have to pay me ANYTHING, because these are the cutest things I've ever seen! Besides Joel." Aphmau smiled and grabbed Aaron's hand. Lizzie stayed at Aaron's house and took care of the babies. "Where are we going?" Aaron asked. Aphmau smiled. "We're going to my house, silly. We are going to have the BEST DAY EVER! No one's there, and we are gonna have an anime marathon with popcorn! IN THE MORNING!" Aaron started to smile as they stepped into Aphmau's house. They were shocked at what they saw.
"CONGRATS, BRO!" Dante yelled. Garroth blew a noise-maker. Nicole was sitting on the couch. "I've got to say, you made it pretty far Aphmau!" Aphmau was confused. "Why are there so many people in my house? WHY ARE YOU ALL CHEERING?" Dante showed his phone to Aphmau and Aaron. It was a picture of them holding each other's faces kissing on the floor. "Hold on, how was this picture taken?" Aaron asked. It was taken at an angle where their faces were perfectly in the middle, and up close. "You know what? I don't care. I just want to know what you are all cheering about." Lucinda walked slowly down the stairs. Laurence pulled out a bowl of popcorn. "Someone get a grill because there's gonna be a ROAST SESSION UP IN HERE!" Travis yelled. Lucinda snapped. "Everyone, OUT." she ordered. Everyone walked outside and Lucinda stepped up to Aphmau. "So..................... what did you do?" Aphmau scoffed. "We didn't do ANYTHING, Lucinda!" Lucinda placed a hand on her hip. "In this picture, you are not wearing a shirt, right? Or maybe a strapless bra, I didn't think of that..." Aphmau crossed her arms.
"NOTHING HAPPENED, LUCINDA." she stated. Lucinda smirked. "Are you sure...?" Aaron spoke up. "We are sure, Lucinda. Please just leave us alone." "Well we've already seen what happens when you two are alone, so..." Aphmau was furious. "OKAY OKAY. We did make out for a bit, but we just fell on the floor and I was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt, see? And then we fell asleep." Aphmau pulled down a sleeve of her sweater. Lucinda pursed her lips. "But stuff did happen, am I not correct?" Aphmau nodded in shame. "Oh, okay. But I'm pretty sure soldiers marched and infiltrated the enemy base." Aaron yelled at the top of his lungs, "OH MY IRENE." Aphmau screamed and Lucinda laughed hysterically. "GET. OUT." Aphmau cried. Lucinda sashayed to the door and leaned against it. "The exact opposite was said last night." Aaron sat on the couch. "I'm just going to ignore everything." Lucinda walked over to Aaron and squeezed his head. She whispered, "You sure did ignore Aphmau's screams."
Aphmau yanked the back of Lucinda's dress and pushed her outside. "STAY OUT!" Aphmau screeched as she slammed the door. Aphmau plopped down beside Aaron and sighed. "I don't think you're okay," Aphmau stated. ".........my life has forever been ruined." Aaron mumbled. Aphmau hugged him and he hugged her back. "What happened to our plans? It's still anime fest time." Aphmau noted. They both smiled and their happy day launched off with laughs and snacks, which was obviously all Aphmau. In the middle of a commercial, Aphmau was tossing up popcorn into her mouth. One of them hit Aaron's head. He pulled it out of his hair and gave it to Aphmau. "I don't want your lice!" Aphmau teased. "I don't have lice, Aphmau." Aaron replied. Aphmau ate the popcorn and stopped. "Oh my gosh, it tastes... AMAZING!" she shouted. Aaron laughed. "I kinda use... girl's shampoo. It's strawberry banana scent." Aphmau ran her fingers through his hair and squealed, "IT'S SO SMOOTH AND STRAIGHT!" They sat on the couch laughing and talking about Aaron's hair for hours. They shared stories of mishaps and accidents with their hair with each other until nightfall appeared.
"....so then my hair was all frizzy and wacky for a week." Aphmau stated. She went upstairs to get Aaron a pair of pajama pants and came back with a pair of hers. "Um, Aphmau..." Aaron started. "Don't worry, they have a drawstring to fit your waist." "They're too short." Aaron finished. He went upstairs to put them on and came back with his arms crossed. "They only go to my ankles." Aphmau looked behind the couch and saw his legs. "Whatever. Come on, the season finale of Attack On Titan is about to start!"
After the episode, Aphmau was shaking, and Aaron noticed. "Are you....cold?" Aphmau started to shout. "YES AARON! I AM COLD BECAUSE OF THE CONSTANT GORE AND RIPPING APART OF HUMANS BY TITANS THAT ARE HUGE AND CANNOT BE STOPPED." Aaron, after slow realization, smirked. "...you mean that fifty foot tall titan outside our window?" Aphmau screamed and held on tight to Aaron. She then started to sniffle. Aaron stroked her hair. "I'm sorry. Aphmau. It was a joke." Aphmau punched Aaron's shoulder. "WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY!" She scooted away from him and blushed a bright red. It was a long silence, and Aphmau turned on Pigs and Maddie. She lied down in front of Aaron, and he lied down behind her and wrapped an arm around her waist. "I'm sure you were just looking at your reflection in the window." Aphmau giggled. Aaron shrugged. "Maybe I was." Aphmau laughed and yawned. "Good night Aaron." Aaron tried to respond, but was quickly interrupted by Aphmau's drooling. He fell asleep soon after, with singing and snorting from the TV.
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Aarmau: Steps by ThatCutieKitten
FanfictionThe story takes us through the life of Aphmau and Aaron after they became official. Suprise youtubers, too!