Malum Preferences

Dating Michael would include

-sore eyes from all the video game competitions you have
-always finding new hickeys
-lots of selfies
-"I don't want to get up!"
-"Michael you have like 7 interviews today and its already 1 pm."
-"I'll get up if you blow me."
-burning mac n' cheese
-ordering food
-him stealing your eyeliner
-jam seshes
-whining
-loud sex
-quite sex
-hotel sex
-tour bus sex
-all the sex
-sending each other memes
-random I love yous
-"babygirl..."
-"baby boy..."
-"I AM A MAN"
-pda all the time
-jokes
-naps