Malum Preferences

Dating calum would include

-whispered I love yous
-loud I love yous
-so many I love yous
-tickle fights
-really good sex
-"how's it feel to bang a celebrity?"
-arm around you waist 24/7
-neck kisses
-high-fives
-dumb jokes
-high-fives after dumb jokes
-so much laughter
-shopping
-"Calum, you can't wear flip flops with jeans. You look dumb."
-"your face is dumb."
-"jk I'm sorry I love you so much, come back."
-texting while you're right next to eachother
-ass grabbing