-Him picking up your shampoo
-"What's this?"
-"Ooh, it smells good."
-"Michael! Stop! You're using too much!!"
-Duets
-Him shivering in the corner while you hog all the hot water
-Him saying in a cowboy voice, "This shower ain't big 'nuff fer the two of us."
-You staring blankly before saying, "Then get out."
-"Nah"
-Him just standing there while you shave
-Him starting a shaving cream fight
-"Michael, stop."
-Using all your body wash
-"I smell like a fucking princess"
-hickeys
-Him yelling at you for getting the floor soaked
-"There are TOWELS y/n! USE THEM."
-"Shut up, Michael."
-You complaining about the not being able to see yourself in the mirror
-"It's okay, you still look hot as fuck"
-"Smooth... just like my legs. FEEL THEM."
