-Wow Y/N, you really STINK"
-"That was a joke. I was joking. You smell fine. The way you smell like flowers and --honey all the time is one of my favorite things."
-Nelly playing in the background
-Tracing his tattoos
-"Wait, I have an idea."
-"No Calum, the dog cannot get in the shower with us."
-nose kisses
-Him humming different bass riffs
-Dancing terribly
-Washing each other's hair
-"FUCK!"
-"What???"
-"I got soap in my eye. It's okay. I'm okay."
-little pained noises :c
-"I may have soap in my eyes, but I can clearly see that we need another dog."
-The smell of his body wash
-bickering
-"This is not like in the movies at all"
-Him not putting on any clothes for at least an hour after getting out
-"Really Calum? Not even underwear?"
-"Look woman, I was born naked. This is how it's supposed to be."
