LFC Forever 2016/17

Liverpool 2-0 AC Milan

I've done this one a little different, usually I won't even create the page until the match is completely over cos ritual or superstition or whatever but today I need to stay awake so I'm writing as I go so sorry for spellings and stuff. I'm probably not gonna get a picture until the morning
I sort of tried to give up and go to sleep when it got to 1am but now it's 2:40, not long now.
Speaking of sleep I forgot to mention like a day before the Chelsea match I dreamed I was arguing with a teacher like they were really getting in my face and Steven Gerrard stood up out of nowhere told them to fuck off and I was like thanks mate (as if I'd be that cool near Stevie G) then he sat back down again for him not to be seen again.
I tried to bargain with myself like just watch the first half but I keep thinking it's AC Milan, the 2nd half is everything (literally one of the most significant 45 mins + everything that followed of my life) so I'm trying to watch the whole thing.
Was talking about weddings with me Dad and he was like happiest day of his life, I don't get it when people say that and tried to be like well what about everything else like your kids and he said Liverpool winning the league and at first I was like oh... but that's not happened yet then realised it has in his lifetime, he's seen it loads before the PL and may have meant CL.
We only have 5 players left from the team who played them 2 years ago, I didn't realise how much change we've gone though in like 3 summers until I saw that but I'm happy we don't have quite a few of those anymore.
I've seen the team sheet I'm so excited. So attacking. I can't wait. Lovren's there, Klavan's there, they're okay. Chelsea didn't crush everything after all, just Karius' fingers :(
Klopp done the Sturridge dance. Have you seen that? Worse than Moreno's one but Moreno did practice.
02:53 Agh come on time, be like 3 am already. What time's this thing gonna finish, like 4:30?!! Can we please just have this alllll wrapped up by half time so I can sleep? Either team I'm not bothered atm, I'm getting tired and hungry, sorry this has gone complain-y, it's nearly time...
Oh the 3rd kit, I think in the end I actually quite like it, I hate green but apparently not toxic thunder, who knew. It's making them look like toxic blobs. Wonder why they didn't have the same collar on this one. The goalkeeper kit has to be the nicest we've had I can think of right now. What do you lot think of it?
I've seen kick off, I'm happy.
Less than 20 seconds to mentioning Istanbul.
Ooh Coutinho really coulda scored then.
Studge was not offside there! (if he was I was typing at the time and didn't see entirely properly)
Stop kicking it into opponents' feet insteada amazing goals.
19 minutes in and it's really, really us trying to get in Milan's net, lots of legs in the way. 11 goalposts much!
Klavan just done an amazing tackle, took down that player no trouble and no foul.
This is so frustrating AC Milan players just stop getting in our way!
I'm confused it's hot but the managers have long sleeve jumper things on.
Studge going on the wrong foot agh that coulda been it.
For a country that supposedly puts Football below American football and everything, they've filled the stadiums very well.
Karius can you please tell Mignolet the secrets to being confident in the box and not to kick out of play? I'm not expecting him to suddenly command the box and do everything, just look a little less like a rabbit in the headlights, maybe it's the grey kit.
Wow Mane is speed.
Agh Lallana just a bit too high. And now he's got a yellow that was stupid.
40 mins how have you lot not put the ball in the fucking net? - swear that's the half time talk.
Okay Mane just had to have one saved guess we're getting closer.
I feel like we're using the space really well just there is no space in the box to use.
Half time MotM- Sadio Mane

I don't wanna wait but I don't wanna give up now. Half time stuff I cba more than ever to watch what I just watched while you talk over it some more especially with no goals.

Least Milan understand the word friendly.
Hate that LFC TV only has about 3 different adverts on it's channel I don't want Pureina Beyond dog food!!!
Could do with a drink though :(
Origi! He's back.
Hurry up and kick off ffs
Kicked off but guys I'm too tired to keep watching this, 47:00 I quit goals are gonna come now I turned it off.

I dreamed we lost even though the very best I saw from AC Milan was a rather wide shot that Mignolet crab walked towards just to do something and then saw the actual score, now I kinda wish I'd kept watching. Why's our 2nd halfs the good ones in all these matches?!

Origi, what a fucking goal. 58 mins :/ why couldn't I have stuck it out a bit longer?

Just saw an article saying he used to be a laughing stock and got confused cos I only know everything he's done for us, first match double (or was it hatrick?) coming on and scoring with his first bit of play etc, clearly he's meant to be a red.

Aww he had one wrongly ruled off side.

Ah Wow I love Firmino sliding into a pose to celebrate his goal. His hair seems to be escaping his bobble, just get it cut mate. Ojo was the assist.

I can't find highlights or anything that shows more of the 2nd half but I can only assume it was pretty much the same as the first which I was expecting 2005 or 2007 AC Milan like no time has passed and got the same as like Wigan which is baffling.

Oh I just found the full thing.

Mignolet did have to do a catch, a back pass shot.

Is Kevin Stewart injured? I've not seen anything on Liverpool Echo. Oh he's still on, looks fine.

OMG Firmno's hair without the bobble, what is that?!!

Mignolet's looking a lot better now he's gotten into it, he got his hand there to make sure it was going over, didn't touch it.

Klopp's got his bark back.

Firmino just denied 2 too.

AC Milan was not gonna score if they played all night and we coulda got at least 3-0, l was not expecting that!

On to Roma Tuesday 1:30 am, why could it not be 1am?