tears - phan AU❁ (EDITING)

2.1

darkened nights, and violent things
vaudevillian girls and violin
                           strings,
  all of these are the prettiest
        things when i'm in love.
~"love at first sight" the brobecks
•-•

time had passed, and now there was only one week before the big project. even though it seemed that dan was still panicking every other second, he actually was able to finish writing, and was now editing through and making changes.

"how on earth are you already done?"

phil raised an eyebrow, chuckling slightly. "i didn't panic and took my time, along with putting all of my effort into it? as anyone should do with a project?"

dan scoffed. "well, i guess i just suck."

phil laughed, leaning over and giving dan a small peck on the lips, before getting up and walking up to the door. "how about we go grab some junk food?"

"since you have literally nothing good in your own pantry?" dan asked, following phil out of the door.

now it was phil who scoffed. "actually, we have enough food, it's just that none of it is.. well, unhealthy. so you immediately take a distaste to it."

dan held his hand up to his heart, giving phil a sarcastic expression, acting offended. "excuse you! i am quite possibly the healthiest person you'll ever meet!"

"dan, yesterday you ate an entire bag of crisps in two minutes."

"it was my cheat day."

"i'm guessing every day is your cheat day?"

"i'm on a diet!"

"dan, you've 'been on a diet' for 16 years."

they continued their silly argument all the way to phil's car, dan stopping when phil leaned in and kissed him again.

"i didn't even finish my sentence." dan mumbled, his cheeks turning red as he turned to look out the window.

"well, you were literally starting to sound like regina george so it was about time for you to shut up." phil laughed.

"boo, you whore." dan replied, grinning.

•-•

"so- what are you and phil, exactly?"

dan turned to face louise, furrowing his eyebrows. "boyfriends?"

louise rolled her eyes. "dan, that sounded like more of a question than an answer."

"well- we sure as hell act like we're together. we spend a lot of time with each other. we go on dates- and other stuff." dan fiddled with his hands in his lap.

"so- it's a full on yes? you two are together?"

louise got silence in reply.

"damnit, dan!"

"i don't know- i'm not good at this louise! neither of us have technically asked each other if we wanted to be together yet!" dan said,

"well- change that!" she snapped, giving dan an exasperated look.

"how?"

"just- do it over text. if you're gonna be so terrified of doing it regularly, texting should be easier."

dan opened his mouth to retort, to tell louise how ridiculous that idea was. but then, he closed it when realized that she actually had a point. if he tried doing it face to face, he'd just choke up and chicken out, and most likely never get to doing it.

"that isn't that bad of an idea, surprisingly." dan said, raising an eyebrow in thought.

"of course it isn't a bad idea, i'm amazing." louise replied, examining her nails. "now, c'mon! let's do this."

"wait- right now?" dan asked, looking down at his phone cluelessly.

"yes 'right now!'" louise exclaimed, rolling her eyes. "if you don't do it now, while i'm here forcing you to do it, you obviously never will. now hurry up, whip out that phone!"

dan sighed, picking up his phone and unlocking it. "how on earth did i ever become best friends with someone who has red tears?" he mumbled to himself.

•-•

dan the man🌙: heY

philly cheese steak☀️: Hey babe :)

dan the man🌙: so i have a question? and i'm sorry i'm asking it over text but i'm a literal ass and can't even drop a spoon without crying my eyes out so this is how it's gonna go.

philly cheese steak☀️: Lmao same. What is it?

dan the man🌙: are we together?

dan the man🌙: it's totally okay if you don't wanna answer or whatever

dan the man🌙: it's also chill if you say no like i'll be okay with whatever it's all up to you pal

dan the man🌙: ahahah i shouldn't have put "pal" bc we're lowkey a little past 'pal' aren't we agahah

dan the man🌙: i need to shut the hell up and stop making this worse ahahahah

philly cheese steak☀️: Oh, Dan..

dan the man🌙: is that a no?

philly cheese steak☀️: You're just the cutest thing on earth, aren't you.

philly cheese steak☀️: Yes. we're together, you dork.

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A/N:
i'm obsessed with the brobecks woOoOO ! thanks for 3k!! take this shit chapter as thanks!!

qotd: favorite olympic sport to watch?

aotd: swimming or track and field.

~🌙

//unedited because i suck//