no pov bc texting
dan💦: guess who's back bitches
phil🐰: -A??
tro💗: danny philly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
con🍼: oi oi sexy boys ;) ;)
tro💗: excuse me
con🍼: woops
dan💦: ur so cute 2gether i dibs being best man @ the wedding
phil🐰: i quadruple bags it HA eat my toe daniel
dan💦: rather ur dick thx
phil🐰: what
dan💦: what
con🐰: shut up im trying to paint my nails
tro💗: ever so sorry princess
con🍼: btw i have an idea
con🍼: we can just cut dan and phil in half then superglue them together then they both can be best man
tro💗: sounds...... fab
dan💦: hm are u ok??
phil🐰: WOOO OKAY
dan💦: well i mean at least i'll be inside of phil in some way
tro💗: DAN AHDNSJSHSSH
phil🐰: happy christmas
con🍼: no srsly stfu my nails r a mess it's ur fault
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ayeee quick update :) hope u enjoy at least a tiny lil bit xx
