facebook famous

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how the hell did shoving fruit in private places become a talent?! and no I'm not talking about the armpits. (I have a thing against toes/feet, armpits, veins) being "facebook famous" isn't important. I've honestly given up on society.

if you want to be well known, crack a few jokes, help out a bit, casually fall desperately in love with kellin Quinn...don't humiliate and demoralise yourself just for someone to say "oh I know her, she's the little so and so that did this to get on the internet." it's not a good name to be stuck with.

facebook is basically a bad porn website, which is why I am always tweeting! take your nasty arse videos somewhere else yeah? another thing these stupid people do to become facebook famous is hate on every single thing someone does. I check out the pictures of the people and think did you get in a chick fight with a clown? cause damn... or if you wanna go all Nicole scherzinger on their stars, no baby no. (a/n yes, I did say stars.)

your not funny enough to be on YouTube so your on facebook being disgusting and wrong, is basically how I see it. take your hobbies somewhere else, preferably Jeremy Kyle. I sure hope your momma prays for you, cause I won't.

what irks me the most about being facebook famous is they're always the one with the pearly whites, bright green eyes, perfect cheek bones, amazing hair and represent a Barbie doll. you don't see grunge people storming the internet do you? the society we all breathe in is wrong.

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