god, I hate balloons. hey your 14! let me give you a sack full of hot air, is how I see this as. my least favourite part is having to carry it around constantly. does anyone ever panic and think the string is going to come lose and your going to lose it forever, so you go into crazy defense mode and keep the balloon at hip level?
once, a girl came in with a balloon but it was her birthday on Sunday, she ended up writing under neath the date she was born. awkward...
everything eventually dies, balloons more quickly then people. once the air seeks out that sucker its like "haha yeah mofo I'm free!" no. you're just joining the rest of the world and killing people a lot faster. is the air in balloons polluted or not? if it is then you are now carrying around a nuclear weapon...
balloons are actually attention seekers. they float above everyone and act all superior. they're so annoying to control. the string is there for decoration basically. tons of people say that they hate balloons but secretly they're lapping up the attention and mentally skipping around singing "you want my balloon don't ya? but guess what lts mine!" I don't understand why people don't just get a flashing badge, it's hours of entertainment?
balloons shouldn't be allowed to pop, they take away people's heart rate, and hearing. like what if at an old age pensioners home, someone has turnt 90 you set out balloons, then bang. they pop and there goes someones hearing. it's not safe for them. they need to stop being rebels, and realise there age.
another thing about balloons is they die so quickly, it's like 2 days after the balloons been pumped the air starts leaving, so you basically wasted 3 hours blowing your air into a piece of foil? you must feel like a derp.
this happened to me once, my friend bought me a balloon, and I set it down next to me in maths, but everyone kept 'accidentally' wacking It, oh I'm sorry I wanted to sharpen my pencil but I'm going to punch your balloon instead? you do that and i'll tickle you with a knife. fair play ;)
