finally! frozen broke the stereotype of All of these Disney films that say true love always has to be prince charming to break the curse of something or they need to meet prince charming and la Di do, but in frozen, the true love bond isn't with some stupid prince or poor boy, it's the love of the sisters that breaks the curse.
Frozen has had some pretty diverse opinions, i mean sure it's a bit iffy that only an act of true love saves her but hey Ho it worked. Can I just say now, Olaf is my spirit animal. Me and Olaf are one. He sings as well, if that's not special enough there is something wrong with you. Most people know the song let it go, that is probably the most annoying song from frozen, but heck is it catchy. My favourite song is love is an open door, I walked into the Disney store and love is an open door was playing, and I swear I just stood there with my mouth open waving a nemo mug in the air, we were having a mini party up in there, until one of the staff members asked if I was okay, because apparently I was scaring one of the children, they thought I was performing some satanic ritual with nemo. *scoffs* idiot.
The only problem I have with Disney is they seem to be creating any film that sounds remotely appealing to 4 year olds, I mean are you seriously going to make mickey mouse go on the same adventure to his club house, just because you've run out of Disney princesses to make fall in love? Next thing you know goofy will be wearing a bright blue wig, and a dress, and be called Gertrude.
I've also noticed if there aren't any new films out within a certain period of time Disney just create a sequel to a previous film, and it doesn't make sense. Number one, all the main characters could have died, but then in number two they'll all be miraculously alive and breathing, or it will be a run back to their childhood, where its baby them and then we find out how they meet, even though I quite frankly don't care. I'm a child, put anything on my tv remotely Disney and I'll watch it. I don't care for the history of it, I'm easily entertained.
My mother told me about a new film coming out next month by Disney, and i am ashamed. it's called the nut job, and its about a bunch of squirrels. These aren't any squirrels though, they like to gangnam style. This is when I finish up with saying: stop the world. I want to get off.
ps. you should all watch Johnnie guilberts frozen parody on YouTube and give it a thumbs up. if you fall in love with him we can be friends because he is my favourite person on YouTube.
in most Disney movies, the parents die. For example: lion king. Mufasa's death killed me. I love the lion king, and i love Disney, but to then continue into a third movie without the main characters is a bit stupid. I'll lay it out, the third lion King sucked. There was no point to it. but clearly Disney needed money, and they thought 'hey, let's make a lion king 3, it won't make sense but we'll get paid.' Well that's not okay with me. I could start a revolution over the way lion king turned out, because I as a customer, bought the DVD boxset, and the merch, to be disappointed, and I will not stand for it.
So, Disney. Do not think about your bank accounts, think about the fans. Not all of us will be suckered into your phoney ideas. I know the Disney characters off by heart. Have a nice day now folks.
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