I hate shopping, I'm not a stereotypical girl. I don't bounce around shops for hours, I'll be the girl dragging my pretty little conversed feet along the floor ripping my eyes out.
I don't even know where to start right now! I only went out to get a really awesome purple pair of batman converse and the shop was packed full of people. Now I don't suggest anyone with people problems goes shopping outside of the internet. The real world is a dangerous place...
if I'm walking somewhere I will continue walking in that place, if there's someone walking there too then they can move! don't stop directly infront of me and expect me to move my body weight along a few steps, just because you couldnt see me.
I admit, I buy a lot of stuff but I do it quickly so I avoid crowds, But the negative side of buying awesome stuff is the not so awesome carrying the stuff, if you're like me and am incredibly lazy with no muscle strength then buying things psychically pains you. The most I can carry is a HMV bag. but even then it ends up me dragging it along with my baby finger.
I'm not talking from experience but if you look at something for longer then 30 seconds in a shop, the shop keeper will start watching you. People assume that because we're kids were always up to no good, if your not dressed in black and have a ski mask on looking shifty then your perfectly fine aren't you? (a/n if anyone has seen or watched David walliams' gangsta granny then I'm describing the gran! as my nan said it doesn't look conspicuous does it?)
I'm a happier person if there is no line, don't get me wrong I'm a patient (ish) person but god do my legs get tired? what they should do is copy primary school, make us sit in the lines.
shop keepers are rude and obnoxious, yeah sure I take time out my day to walk to your shop and carry the thing to the till just to be snapped at by you? if I wanted to be snapped and sassed at I would visit my grandmother.
