It may be the week of Good will, but I fail to give a shit. Christmas has been and passed, so feel free to pack up the decorations and move Along to easter.
1) the shops.
Christmas shopping is the most stressful thing I have ever had to endure in my whole entire life. So many people were rushing around losing their heads (and shoes) over the weirdest things. For example: I was in quite a big shopping centre, and was going up the escalators, when this lady came running around the corner with bags of shopping and rolls of wrapping paper and ran down the escalators, but forgot her child, so she tried to go back up but she lost her shoe, so she stopped the escalators just to pick it up. When a fellow shopper asked why she was rushing, she said she had to get to build a bear and make a teenage mutant ninja turtle, before the stuffing ran out.
2) people who don't subtly stare at you
These kinds of people have pissed me off in multiple ways. Firstly, I understand my music might be a little loud, but if it bothers you that greatly, just tell me. I'll always be okay to turn it down, unless its not even loud, and I feel like you are just being a turd. People such as shop assistants stare too, thinking I'm going to steal from their shop. No, I have money with me for a reason, and that's why I'm already holding a collection of things. If I ran with that amount of shit I'd trip and die. Lastly, the bitches who are with friends tend to notice me, stare then start talking to their friend whilst watching me. Bitch please, I'm not dumb.
3) people stealing my seat
What the hell is up with that? There are many other seats for you to take, so why would you take mine that has my butt groove and is all comfortable? This normally happens in school, when your actual teacher isn't in, and you get the shitty oblivious supply teacher, that may as well lay down behind the desk and sleep. All of the students want to go and sit with their annoying friends who on a regular day, sit on your table, and are always asking to move, but decide to stay in their seat and move their friends over, so you lose your seat.
4) slow walkers
I have places to be people! I don't have time to be stuck behind you and your crying baby who clearly doesn't enjoy being dragged about shops for hours. So please, unless you are starring in the walk in dead, move the fuck along!
5) wrapping paper
I made an effort to wrap all my Christmas presents, when I could have just used tinfoil, because that doesn't need selotape. I don't know why people bother so much with ribbons and bows and string. What the fuck is up with that?
For anyone that knows me, I am obsessed with the Simpsons and I made the stupid mistake of wrapping presents in my special Simpsons wrapping paper. Do you understand how hard it was for me have spent money on good quality wrapping paper for my family to have ripped it off within 3 seconds? Like, bitches you could have read the label.
I hope you all had a good Christmas day and you're all safe, have a good 2015, and remember! Being bitter is a blessing.
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