NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
sorry... I'm at lunch right now and there's someone with me that I really can't stand. I can't scream this at her because it's her birthday and then I'll feel bad. she keeps going on and on and on about things we don't care about. me and my friends have tried everything, we hid around a secret area of school and stole a scene of Angus thongs and perfect snogging where instead of losing an earring I "lost a shoe." we've tried going to the toilet every ten minutes in pairs so we can get away from her but she just waits outside the door, she's like the creepy girl from harry potter, please help me!!!!
oh god no. she's laughing, she's cackling, she's killing my mental stability. maybe if I just slide under this table so nonchalantly she won't see me. haha I'm just gonna pull on shannons foot right now... get up, casual exit. easy does it... damn it nope. here she is...I'm texting my mother just go along with it ;)
I'm ready to eat my own eyeballs, 7 days I've been stuck with her, just because she had a stupid argument. ove tried begging her old friends to take her back, I've tried bribing them, I've even threatened to run off with their phones, they won't take her back. "is she really that bad?' your all probably wondering yes! yes! she is, She's worse then one direction being every where. I'm going slowly psycho...
I just stood in the corner, and screamed. I'm not crazy okay. I'm still completely sane. shut your toilet hole, I'm normal!! I refuse to give her a Christmas card, I will probably do what I do to trick or treaters hose them down. she had bright blue eyeshadow everywhere the other day, and oh my nemo she looked like she had been backhanded by a dolphin. and what's worse is she is giving us all a bad name. her skirt was up to her waist and someone said her skirt was really high, and she turned around, laughed and said "I know, I like it like that." take me out the oven, I was done. she kills me, she honestly kills my mental health and sanity. teachers keep on staring at me, so I have to give them a fake smile, it's so painful.
it's not her birthday so today can I tell her to leave our circle of friends? *que bowling for soup* I don't suppose anyone reading this knows how to get rid of someone annoying do they? if you do please comment!! :( or I may just jump over the table and attack her eyes with spoons.
I swear she's a stalker, she knows my timetable...I'm outside maths, why is she here. oh god no please...and she's waving. I'm not writing a rant on wattpad... Pftt please!
