"we wish you a merry christmas! we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New year" is not what I enjoy being screamed at through my front door.
one Christmas eve, there was a group of young carrolers. they were singing through my front door, whilst I was trying to watch the Christmas simpsons special. so I thought the only way to get rid of them was to bark through the letter box, and act like a rabid dog... I do this to everyone, jehova witnesses, trick or treaters,The postman and sometimes my own grandparents... I'm perfectly normal. don't believe me? wait for your bed to break and listen for the psycho laughter. hahahaha. *cough cough* hahahaha.
most people think that Christmas is all about the presents, but it's honestly not.
-numb hands and feet
- family time
-food!
- snow ball fights
-Christmas movies
- everyone is happy
-Christmas decorations
- count down for next Christmas :)
I love Christmas, because it's a family event. I never break my timetable. I wake up at 6:30, scroll though my phone, text everyone merry Christmas, wait until 8:00 open presents together, get dressed and clean, tidy up, wait until 2:00 go to my nan and granddad house, eat the Christmas dinner, until my jeans button feels like it's about to go flying across the room, relax until nan comes out with a massive homemade cake, and then we go home, sleep off the food and then go back for boxing day and start round 2. another Christmas dinner. boxing days dinner increases in size every year. it's a lot more then Christmas dinner.
I bought the most amazing Christmas baubles to decorate my tree this year, they are jack skellington! and if my mum decides to not the put the tree up there will be problems, even Scooby doo can't fix.
the only thing that makes me rant at Christmas is Christmas cards. they are so long, and tiring. I wrote mine out in October so then they're all done by December. I hand them out earlier so they can appreciate them for longer. but I find it disrespectful when I give someone a Christmas card and then find it on the floor. I payed good money for them! they were special simpsons ones too! so the least you could do is act like you wanted it. I bother to keep your Christmas cards. I still have 2010s in my house. mostly because this is all I have to remember from year 6. it's always sweet when teachers give out Christmas cards, it shows that they don't hate you as much as we think they do.
today, I got home from school to find my Christmas tree hanging out of the window? when I get inside I hear my mum smack talking it. apparently he tree wouldn't stay standing, and it looks better chilling out the window? obviously it's not decorated because that would be stupid...
