fandom hoppers

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This topic, I suppose you could say is one massive indirect towards Acacia Brinley. For those of you that know who she is, feel free to cleanse yourself with holy water. For those that don't, I'll introduce you.

ACACIA BRINLEY: fandom hopper, hipster and "you tuber". I've watched Acacia's You Tube videos, and honey; no. As much as I seem to dislike her, I must admit her "fuck you" video, had me in hysteric fits of laughter.

If you have twitter, you will catch onto why everyone dislikes her just by scrolling through her twitter. BUT ANYWHO...

Fandom hoppers:

If you have been in a fandom for a while, then by all means, you can leave and join another, or have 3 fandom's at the same time, no one is judging you for that, but if you're there for a day and get replied, started shit, tweeted, followed, met, hugged, breathed down, -whatever- you will get targeted.

There is some unknown law that you have to know your place in a fandom, especially in the beginning. You can't be jumping in front of all these "3 years I've been here" bitches. Or the power of Satan will come out of them.

If you join a fandom, to start sh*t with other fandom's then you need to step away from all fandom's, because you are the reason for band hate. (Acacia.) If you are in the 5sosfamily you will understand what I'm talking about. She has practically targeted everyone of those poor souls. God bless you Michael and luke for resisting.

Acacia is one of those fandom hoppers that just step all over the fan's feelings and meets the members of the band, without actually knowing anything about them.

That my friends, is an example of the worst type of fandom hopper. (i will Come to that in a second). Fandom hoppers and hat like to start shit, are the ones that cause pathetic rumours to get out of hand. AKA, groupies.

Groupies are stereotypically a collection of dumb teenage girls that throw themselves at band members and when they get rejected say they had sex. Vulnerable people of the internet, then lose their heads because it wasn't them, and ww3 has begun, all because a groupie didn't get any. Whilst the drama is going on: they slip away into another fandom to do just that, and cry about the hate they get, deactivate for 2 days and come back to break another fandom up.

As I mentioned, the worst kind of fandom hoppers. There have been many in my time of being on twitter, wattpad and Instagram and let me tell you. It was hard to narrow it down.

1) the ones that know nothing.

These are usually the rich american hipsters that get invited to award shows for no reason and still meet the band. They embarrass themselves by learning a minimal amount of information they collected from Wikipedia, 2 minutes before the selfie they pushed them into. To then flaunt it on twitter, and laugh at the hate they get back, because they put the wrong name on the picture.

2) the music hoe.

These are the ones that have a thousand songs, of different bands and like to post the most recent song because they think they are cool, when in reality they are like every other basic bitch. These usually have the caption 'my baes are so beautiful' and everyone is starting at their phones with a slight squint and a look of disgust.

3) the merch gremlins

The ones that have a shirt because the lead singer has it. But then if they don't notice them within a day they move to another fandom and Try again there by buying a ton of merch to impress them. In reality, you're only really cluttering up your wardrobe.

4) the pushy ones

These are the hoppers that really control twitter, they have their 24k followers and their 5/4 and all the power, and they think they can just change when they want, get the follow and forget about them. Well, no. You can't just tweet once and be followed, you have to go through the stress of not sleeping in fear of a follow spree, or listening to people in school be incorrect all the time, and your parents putting them down.

5) the needy ones / the stalkers

These are he hoppers that meet them once then see someone else the next day, then find out someone famous is coming back to their town and they become fans again.

6) the crickets

They just can't make up their mind. They like to try each fandom out, they arebshy at first, and if someone so much as corrects them, they cry and leave. To slag off the fandom, and then return later.

Those are the worst type. I strongly suggest you look after them, and look out for them at the same time. Its okay to leave a fandom, especially if they are rude or abusive, or sexual. But just don't start problems because you're bored. Maybe the fandom likes to be quiet.

On that note, I should probably go to sleep. Its nearly 2 o clock in the morning.

Peace ✌ love rubber ducks

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