okay, I wear vans, I wear docs, I wear keds (anyone who doesn't know what they are google them, love them, appreciate them, kiss them if you really have to) I wear converse, and I wear slippers. I draw the line there. the shoes that make me want to beat people with dictionaries are air maxes. They are honestly revolting. why the hell would anyone wear them? and I thought the full black design were vile, I found out they've added colour. nemo have mercy... I was on the bus (ewww) and a girl was planning her non school uniform outfit, and she says to her friend I'm going to wear a dress and an airmax. I couldn't help but laugh at her stupidity, she basically just said she was going to wear one shoe. haha, idiots these days. bless them. with shoes it's really hard to find my size, okay I'm a 3, yep laugh get it all out. I'm 13 with size 3 feet. but it's better then having size 6 feet or something like that, you would have to buy clown shoes... but anyway, I saw this super nice pair of vans and I was really excited to buy them, and then they say "oh sorry...we can't find your size." in that stupid snobby accent that makes you want to jump over the counter and beat them. now, I'm not promoting violence in shoe shops, but if they can't find your size then say really loudly "I always knew foot locker were better." throw a shoe off the stand and dramatically leave. but if you're one of those nice people then run back when then staff member leaves and pick up the shoe.
if you wake up one morning and think oh I really want to lose people's respect, then throw on a pair of ridiculously high Jordan's. walk through the middle of Asda and see how many people comment on you, behind you're back. warning, I would be one of them! they are just unnecessary, were you thinking the NBA are going to pick you up some time soon? that height you get from them is artificial, in real life you just a short child. embrace it, love it, air it out. use your shortness against the world! incase it's not obvious, Jordans are a crime and need to be sent to jail, so does everyone who wears them. they offend me.
I respect the elderly and all but 3 elderly people have walked past wearing puma suedes, damn puma your putting moccasins out of business. (moccasins are the old people slippers) so to anyone that wears puma suedes, you have the foot sense of an 80 year old. would you prefer me to be open with my laughter? not that you have the choice anyway. hahahaha....hahaha. ha.ha.ha. okay I'm good!
so to anyone that owns puma suedes you may want to donate them to your nan, they wouldn't look much better, but hey! it's Christmas ;)
the most valuable lesson I have learnt regarding shoes is always tie the laces up to at least the top or second rings, cause when things get going and your legs start kicking, the shoes go flying.
I had a football match once (I cut that shiz out now) and I went to go score but instead of the ball going through the net my shoe did, and what made things funnier was the goalie tried to catch it! unfortunately the referee was being a doughnut and he didn't give us the goal, I swear he had some sort of problem with my team because he took away like two goals, and I lost my temper and got sent off. obviously my team mates found it funny but so what? I've calmed down now...
I bought an amazing purple pair of batman converse, but I had some trouble with actually getting them, the left shoe was in the backroom and already tucked into the box all nice and new smelling, but the only right shoe she could find was on the display. Luckily the owner said I could take the right shoe. so now I own my new converse!
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I feel like I need to try and interact with my readers some more...
q.o.t.d...
what are your favourite shoes?
