do you ever just want to throw someone's dinner in they're face because they're complaining over it? I want to so badly to all these fussy eaters. who knew people could find fault in haribos? you don't like cherries, cola bottles, milky bottles, shoes, and anything not alligator shaped and dummy flavoured. next time someone offers you a haribo, don't pick around them, just say no.
does anyone have that annoying friend that only Like's to eat a certain colour sweet? my sister only eats orange sweets. smarties, wine gums and jelly tots. it annoys me so much because in a tin of quality streets she tips them all out until she has a orange one. where as with me, give me a orange one and I won't question it. if I have a problem with something I don't pick. I sit there and silently suffer. I (being wierd) prefer red or green sweets.
with actual dinners i'm hard to feed but not jump out a second floor window and break your foot annoying. (A/N all my chemical romance fans should understand that reference...)
I don't know how anyone manages to put up with fussy eaters. if I was them I would just scream "eat what I gave you, or leave!" someone did this on the show come dine with me. basically 4 or 5 strangers go to eachothers houses to eat, they secretly score them and someone wins. on the episode I was barely paying attention to there was a vegetarian who wouldn't eat anything other then tomatoes. she complained about salad, potatoes, and on the second day she got sick of tomatoes?! she went to the man's house, was literally served a plate of vegetables and cheese, she was still hungry so she ate the lady opposite her roast potatoes not knowing they were smothered in goose fat. the man hosting the night came back in to her crying and then made her cry some more by yelling at her...
people that are vegetarian or vegan shouldn't sign up to things if they don't like what they're being served. I know that sounds rude but I wasn't trying to make it rude. I respect veggies and vegans!
so I've realised nothing disgusts me more then when you're eating and someone else is talking with their mouth full. I'd rather not sit there and see your cheesecake in your mouth.
what's worse is when you're eating something like a burger, and they have sauce every where and their hands are a mess. this is why I eat a burger with a knife and fork. judge me, I don't care! there is no way that I can make a mess, so I have no reason to wonder if I have something over my face because I won't.
another thing is, when someone sits there complaining about the food. it's not the right temperature, its on the wrong plate, this isn't a soup spoon, you touched my bacon with a spatula! SHUT UP AND EAT THE GODDAMN FOOD. I'm openly admitting I have foods that I don't like, sure I'm awkward but not picky. don't feed me
- fish
- vegetables
- fruit
- dark chocolate
- curry
- eggs
- pork
- beef
-turkey
-lamb
-duck
- anything healthy.
and we will be fine.
once, I was with my sister in a milkshake and ice cream place, but the lady infront of us was on a diet, so she spent 10 minutes ordering, then complained because of the sugar levels? firstly if your on a diet don't go out in public food courts, because they are the cause to The junk in the trunk, secondly don't waste people's time! thirdly screw diets! who needs an apple when you have sprinkled doughnuts?
peace love rubber gloves.
Jessica x
