now, you've probably all read the rant about how I lost my shoe when I was younger playing a very dramatic game of football, so I thought, football seems to anger everyone so let's rant!
your families respect will depend on what football team you support, I support westham (forever blowing bubbles...) but my mum supports Liverpool. They're motto is you'll never walk alone, but I seem to remember the fact that Suarez does everything for them? football is basically just that, you have one star and 11 back ups. As long as the back ups don't upstage the stars the managers are happy, they always try to do what's "best for the team" but in real life, their strategy sucks.
watching the referee tires me out, the poor man only signed up to judge the game, not take part in any psychical activities. The ref has one job, blow the whistle when appropriate, but they screw that up too. I was watching some random match and the ref cut the player off, obviously my family noticed it and started screwing at the tv. Somebody got bribed...
the injuries are so unrealistic! especially man city, you can call a dodgy fall from them. half the time they're on the floor cause they knew they were gonna lose the ball. if you're going to act injured at least not laugh when you've gone down, and when they replay the clip in slow motion don't just drop to the floor like a sack of crap. I have never seen am exact 90 minute match, it's always 92 or 93, you don't have to constantly trip over right? your not a scientist stop questioning gravity.
the men on the sides wave their flags around like their landing an aeroplane, cut that shiz out okay, or I will beat you with the flags. they wonder why they get abused? fans don't like being distracted by orange flashes, so control your arm spasms.
football isn't just a men's sport, god it irritates me when people say that, stop being so damn sexist and accept that we (girls) know some shiz about sport.
