34. Lads night out

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Y/N p.o.v
"Joooeeee" I shout up the stairs, I hear a faint "yeah" from our bedroom, "Are you nearly ready, all of your friends will be here soon". "Yeah just give me two seconds" I hear him call back, I go into the Kitchen and pull out a thew boxes of beer just incase they decided to stay here for a drink before the go out. I am nervous that Joe might do something that may hurt me, his friends or himself but I do trust him and I am not the type to be controlling in any way. Plus Joe isn't too wild when he drinks just acts a little silly and dopey which I can witness when he gets back and try put him to bed.

I know all of Joe's friends and they are a good group of lads, not too wild but all I want is for Joe to have fun and me to have a relaxing night to myself. He came into the kitchen quickly "does this shirt look alright" he said from the doorway, "yes looks great" I smiled walking over to him. "Have a great night and stay safe" I said handing him his keys and pecking him on the cheek. "Thanks, don't you be going too wild tonight either" he smirked at me and left to go meet his friends outside.

Well I have the whole entire flat to myself, Lucky me

~ 6 hours later ~

I was watching Planet Earth 2 in the living room, snuggled under a blanket when I heard the door open. I was wondering where Joe had got to, I decide to wait on the sofa as I was too warm to leave and usually this is the first room he comes to anyway. I heard a pair of feet shuffle to the living room, I turned around to see a very drunk joe laughing lightly at his shoes. "You alright Joe" I asked him trying not to giggle at him, "Y/N, y/n y/n y/n how are you y/n" he said coming over to the sofa, "I'm okay, are you" I replied. He stopped for a moment and just laughed, "ye" I squeak out while he was laughing.

I pulled him gently under the quilt with me on the sofa and he started to calm down a bit. "How was your night Joe" I ask, "wha- oh" he laughed, "I went on a mad one didn't I" he said sillily. "Yes I think you might have done" I giggle back, "Oh my god did I vlog tod- no wait I'm not a daily vlogger?" He told himself confused, I did enjoy the times when Joe's drunk because its just comedy genius what he comes out with sometimes. "My feet feel weird" Joe pouted at me, "why's that?" I asked trying to hold my laughter back, "I don't know" He said, paused for a minute then lifted his foot to his head.

"y/n y/n y/n" Joe pestered putting his foot down, "yes joe?" I reply, "have you ever heard of the toe method for wrapping up presents" he says enthusiastically, "well actually I hav-" I was cut off, "so when your wrapping up a present you can use your toes to hold it in place and then stick everything together, I think everyone should do the toe method, I'm going to tweet it" Joe said sliding his hands into his pockets to retrieve his phone. However when he took out his phone he had another one in there, "erm Joe where is the other phone from" I ask, "I don't know, I've been on a mad one a' I" he laughed. I took a quick look at the phone without Joe noticing and saw it was one of his friends phone so I didn't have to worry that he might of accidentally stolen it.

"There we go" Joe commented to himself as he sent the tweet, an alert went off on my phone which was a notification showing Joe's tweet. "Awweeeeee you have the bell thingy on" he said poking my nose, I open up the tweet and it read;
Joe Sugg
I think everyone should use the toe method this Christmas, spread this message around so everyone gets there toes out this Christmas

I giggled and retweeted it, Joe was fiddling around with his shoe at the side of me. "You don't feel sick do you?" I ask just incase I need the emergancy bucket, "What me, no no no no, if anything you should be sick" he replies shaking his head from left to right continuously. "And why's that" I ask him, "I don't know, you might be allergic to one of those face masks" he says pointing to the coffee table were I had dumped everything. "What is this" he asks leaning over to the table and picking up an eyelash curler, "it's an eyelash curler" I reply.

"And what does it do" Joe asked inspecting it, "it curls your eyelashes" I reply taking them from him. "Why would you want curly eyelashes, wouldn't you look like a donkey or a camel" he sounded generally confused but then burst out into fits of laughter again, "I'm only joking". "What about this" he said picking up my eyebrow kit, "It's a eyebrow kit, do you want me to do yours" I say opening it up and taking stuff out, "sure" he says. "Okay hold still", I pluck a thew hairs and Joe only flinches slightly, I then fill his eyebrows in and put highlight on the brow bone, we both laugh throughout me doing so. "There, you look fabulous" I say coming away from his face a bit and looking at them, "honey, I have always been fabulous" Joe tuts and strikes a modelling pose.

Joe eventually begins to get tired so we both head up to bed, he tried to get up the stairs but fell so I had to guide him up the stairs. Once we had gotten to the landing Joe jumped in front of me to open the door for me, even though it was our bedroom. "Why thank you" I say walking through and hanging up my dressing gown leaving me in my pyjamas, I got into bed and waited for Joe. Joe quickly took off his shirt and pulled his trousers down to his ankles then climbed into bed, I had to stifle a laugh, "erm Joe honey, your trousers are around your ankles" I told him, "what? oh" he said realising what I meant, ripping them off and dumping them on the floor.

"Night Joe" I said but by this time he was completely knocked out asleep so I quietly turned off the lamp and slid down into bed with his arm around me.

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