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Jaxx Skits ft. Unknown Midget: Rejected Courtship

Sooo, today was such a lovely, normal day... until the last minute of the bus ride in the afternoon.

I was almost near my bus stop going home, about two stops, so I readied my bag and my things. Then this midget that acts all cool (and is one loud person for a small guy) suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.

I don't know his name by the way. Lol. So I'll just call him Unknown Midget/UK (No, not the country, you fool).

UK: *Taps Jaxx on the shoulder* Hey Jan/Jaxx. (idk)

Me inside my head: Wait, did he just call me Jaxx or Jan?

Jaxx: *Turns around and looks at him* Uh, what? 

UK: *Holds a hand out* High five.

Me inside my head: Wth. *Suddenly flashbacks to a nostalgic memory of Elvis doing that to me* 

~Flashback to April/May 2016~

Elvis: Hey

Jaxx: Uh, hey.

Elvis: *Holds a hand out* 

Jaxx: *Blankly stares at his hand* 

Elvis: High five.

Jaxx: Um.. Okay..? *Feeble high five lol*

~End of Flashback~

Continuation:

UK: *Holds a hand out* High five.

Jaxx: *Gets a bit nervous* Uh, what?

UK's friends: *Giggles*

UK: *Smiles* Give me a high five.

Jaxx: *Gives UK a confused look* Okay..? *Feeble high five # 2*

UK: *Claps his hands* YEAH! *Looks at his friends* She's now my best friend, guys.

Jaxx: Wait, what? I... barely even know you.

UK: Wha.. But, you just gave me a high five.

Jaxx: That's because you asked for it. o.e

Jenna (my bus/singing friend): *Whispers* Whoa, did that guy just talk to you?

Jaxx: Um, yeah..?

Jenna: *Suspicious look* Hm... *Tries not to smile* Okay. I see, I see.

Me in my head: Wait, wth, it's not like that.

UK: Well... *Looks at his friends* ... *Taps Jaxx's shoulder again* 

Jaxx: *Looks at him* What?

UK: *Looks at Jaxx and smiles* Jan, Do you wanna go out with me?

Bus: *Stops at my stop*

Jaxx: NO! 

UK: *Shocked look* *Mouth is open* *Looks at his friends*

UK's friends: OOOHHH!!

Jaxx: *Looks at Jenna* See you.

Jenna: See you. 

Jaxx: *Dramatically exits the bus while all the kids in the bus looks at me*

-The End-

Honestly, when I said, "NO!" It came out more aggressive than I meant it to be. Sorry not sorry, player boi. Lolol.

And how did he know my name? o.e Cause I don't recall having him in any of my classes. 

He will probably be awkward around me tomorrow. 

#JaxxForQueenofBurns2k16 xD