True story. Happened days ago lolz.
(In case you forgot, Simone is my mom, Jake and Jet are my brothers).
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Jake: *Takes off Christmas sock with black furballs with the sock with white ones*
Simone: What are you doing?!
Jaxx: O boi.
Jake: I want to be the white! D:
Simone: Who said you were the white?
Jake: I-I... I-I...
Jaxx: Jake. -_-
Jake: I want to be in the middle. *Sad puppy face*
Simone: *Exasperated sigh* Okay.
Jaxx: *Pun-side triggered*
Jet: ...
Simone: ...
Jaxx: ...
Jaxx: Mom?
Simone: Hm?
Jaxx: What do you call a person who always wants to be in the middle?
Simone: ... Greedy?
Jaxx: Nah.
Simone: What? *Mind processing*
Jaxx: Self-CENTERed!!
Simone: AHAHAHAHA!
Jaxx: BAHAHAHA!
Simone & Jaxx: *High five*
Jet: Pft, so corny.
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Were there too many puns? I didn't mean to Trumpatize you.
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