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Jaxx Skits ft. James

 (James is my seatmate in Music.)

"Birthday"

Kevin: Miss J.I, you got my birthday wrong. -_-

Miss J.I: Oh, I'm so sorry. *Changes birthday*

Jaxx: *Looks at James* When's your birthday?

James: ... When's yours?

Jaxx: Bruh. (￣□￣) I asked you first. July. Hah, not giving the date. Payback. Bleh. 

James: And what year?

Jaxx: He's gonna be surprised. 2002.

James: .... 

Jaxx: *Pretends to be clueless* What?

James: So.. you're older than me.

Jaxx: Yeah, I know. Everyone says that. Really. I'm probably the only 14 year old other than Brianna.

"Questions"

Jaxx: Do you read Harry Potter?

James: Nah. I've watched the movies though. You read... *Sees my Trials of Apollo book* uh, Percy Jackson?

Jaxx: YES! You know that?

James: Nah.

Jaxx: (╹◡╹) Okay. 

James: Have you ever dated anyone before?

Jaxx: Nope.

James: Oh. 

Jaxx: Ya.

James: Do you have any friends?

Jaxx: No. I'm talking to you because Miss J.I said so. Of course I do. -.-

James: Lol. Are they the popular ones?

Jaxx: I honestly do not know. And what the heck kind of question was that? 

James: Oh yeahh. You're new here.

Jaxx: Duh.

James: ....

Jaxx: ....

Jaxx: *Later on* Wait, how did you know?

"Champion"

Miss J.I: Okay, class. Get your guitars and a partner. Each pair goes to a station that has a music sheet. I suggest y'all go to the station near you.

Jaxx: Duck. *Looks around in a panic* I so hate partner times.

James: Uh, do you wanna be my partner?

Jaxx: *Relieved* Sure.

Girl (Forgot her name): Oh. She's your partner?

James: Yeah.

Girl: Oh. Nevermind.... *Walks away*

Jaxx: ... I feel bad. ;-;

~While practicing the music sheet thing~

James: *Sees Music sheet* I'm gonna fail this class. \(*-*)/

Jaxx: Pfft. Playing guitar is easy. (Tip from Jaxx: Well, when you're paired up with an amateur, you have to sound professional even though you're a noob at home.)

James: You're good at guitar? 

Jaxx: Kind of. My brother plays it, so I sometimes watch him and try to play and stuff.

James: I used to play this. Now I forgot. T_T

Jaxx: *Clears throat* *Tries to sound like an adult lolol* Okay, let's get started. Should we go slow or fast? 

James: Um, can we go slow? I'm not good, and that's my pace. 

Jaxx: I feel so overpowered omg. ; w ; Sure.

~Finishes practicing~

Miss J.I: So, if your partner and you completed the whole first staff, raise your hands.

Everyone in the class: *Raises hand*

Jaxx: *Raises hand* 

James: *Doesn't raise hand*

Jaxx: >:0 *Nudges James*

James: *Confused look* .... *Raises hand*

Miss J.I: Okay. Now if you and your partner completed the WHOLE music sheet, raise your hands.

Everyone in the class: ......

Jaxx, James: *Proudly raises hands* 

James: *Surprised* *Whispers* We're the only ones.

Jaxx: *Nods while smiling smugly* I know. That's what you get for pairing up with me.

Miss J.I: *Nods in approval* Very good.

Jaxx: High five! Σ\(❐ヮ❑\)

Jaxx, James: *High five* :D

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~La revedere~