Jaxx Skits ft. Friends: ZAM... UEL, OVER THE RAINBOOOW! (2k special)

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I sound like a washing machine bunny.

Zamdex - Zam
Necko-chan_kawaii - Chrissel
ColeRetniwA7 - Winter
IEatHateHaters - Tesa
ToraXCX - Kylax
Jaxx'sBae - Leo Valdez (JAJAJAJA)

*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ 

Jaxx: When you're bored and dunno the lyrics xD

Zam: Did someone say Zam is awesome?!

Chrissel: No.

Zam: Aww. Chrissel, you broke my heart! *Reaches out to touch her shoulder*

Chrissel: F*CK NO! *Slaps Zam's hand away* (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Zam: ;_;

Chrissel: ☉▵☉凸

Zam: o.o;; Sorry!!

Chrissel: SIC 'EM, SYRIEFINA!

Syriefina: NYA... RAWR!! (╹◡╹) *EVIL AURA* *CHASES ZAM*

Chrissel: ^w^ ~♥ *Takes a chainsaw out*

Zam: OH HAIL NAW NIGGUH! ヾ(゚д゚)ノ *RUNS*

Jaxx: /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

  *:・゚✧  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ 

Jaxx: *In a park* *Looks at a picture of Leo that she downloaded* Um... Leo~ I have always liked you... and... please go out with me! (⁄ ⁄◕⁄ω⁄◕⁄ ⁄✿)

Leo: *Passes by* .-. ? *Sees Jaxx* Hey, Jaxx.

Jaxx: ?!!  (///∇///) U-UH.. S-Sup..?? H-How long have you been there..??

Leo: Hm? Oh. Um.. *Puts his shoulder on a wall and leans on it* Just passed by right now.. And uh... I heard you say my name. Why? Need something? Or was it just me...?

Jaxx: Ah. I didn't say your name. (╹ っ ╹✿) 

Leo: Oh, okay then. *Waves* Well, I gotta go. See ya.

Jaxx: Okay...

Leo: *Leaves*

Jaxx: ...........

Jaxx: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT?? YOU LIED AGAIN! Uhuhu~ (╥_╥)

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Darren: Autumn~~

Autumn: Darren~~

Darren: AUTUUUMN~~

Autumn: DARREEEN~~

Darren: *Hic*

Autumn: *Hic*

Hiccup: *Raises beer* You have HICCUP'S HICCUPS!

Autumn, Darren, and Hiccup: CHEERS~! *Pours beer all over themselves*

*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧

Winter: *Too op to be drunk* ....... *Calls Tesa*

Tesa: Whut?

Winter: Adopt me, bruh.

Tesa: No thanks, bruh.

Winter: Why?

Tesa: Because-

Jamilah: TESA ONEE-CHAAAAN~! I wanna see pantsus with your psychic powers~!

Tesa: *Spits out water* WTF

Winter: WTF 

Tesa: Where the heck did you learn that?!

Jamilah: From Hide-san!

Winter: *Spits out beer* I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

Jamilah: I talked to him with Tesa Onee-chan's psychic powers when she was sleep-talking last night!

Tesa: STILL. You don't just go looking at pantsus! What did that Hide say anyway??

Jamilah: He said I'd get good fortune if I saw one! ^-^

Winter: Can I kill him?

Tesa: Let Hide Reincarnate If Possible.

Winter: Pfft. Bananas. *Throws phone away* (-_- )ノ 

*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧

At the beach, around 8 years old. 

Jamesy: Makoto, wanna swim?

Makoto: I'm scared of the ocean.... 

Jamesy: (T▽T) Eh..? C'mon, it'll be fun! *Drags Makoto to a cliff*

Makoto: J-Jamesy! Please, no! (つ﹏⊂)

Jamesy: Yosh! We're here! *At the cliff*

Makoto: *Opens eyes* NO!! *Closes eyes again*

Jamesy: (TдT) How're ya supposed to be my boyfriend if you can't save me if I drown?

Makoto: o.o *Opens eyes* *Looks at Jamesy* *Blushes* W-What??

Jamesy: *Pushes Makoto off the cliff* \(°ヮ°)/ This-is-totally-the-slippery-lotion-in-my-hand's-fault!

Makoto: ?! *Falls to the sea* NOOO!! *Hits the water*

Jamesy: ('౪') ~★

*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧

*At downtown*

Leo: *Has a tag behind his back that says LEO*

Cynthia: *Hugs Leo*

Leo: ?? Oh, uh...

Cynthia: Leo, dear~ Go on a date with me now!

Leo: Uh... Have we perhaps.. met before..?

Cynthia: Haahh?? *Irritated* What are you- *Sees Leo's face*

Leo: .....

Cynthia: ...... *Face turns red* Oh! S-Sorry, young man! (///∇///✿) Ahaha~

Leo: .... Okay..?

Cynthia: Hahah ^w^ ... *Inside her head* *Glares and looks around* I SWEAR, I'M PROBABLY RIGHT ON WHO IS BEHIND THIS!! *Sees Jaxx sitting at a tree with shades, coat, spy-telescope, and a smirk on her face*

Jaxx: *Smiles smugly* *Mouths: Wrong Leo, you dirty dumb-brain chihuahua.*

Cynthia: (╹◡╹) *Outside, trying to maintain her composure* *Face clearly says (╹◡╹)凸 to Jaxx*

Jaxx: ¯\_(ツ) *Talks on her spy-phone* Thanks for letting me borrow your Leo, Kylax.

Kylax: MUHAHAHAH! 

Jaxx: MUHAHAHAH!

Kylax: *Goes quiet for a moment* AND OBLITERATE CYNTHIA FOR HUGGING HIM!! HOW DARE SHE!!

Jaxx: Sure~ ;DD 

Jaxx & Kylax: *Imaginatively bro-fists*

*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ *:・゚✧ 

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