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Dear Collective,Agent #3 of Unnatural Human Resources has asked me to remind you that if you have been fired from the WPRS, you will be -literally set on fire-. It is the only proper way to get rid of all unholy things that betray us.
-Agent #2
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Collective-Our fragile reality is influenced by our beliefs, and the power of suggestion is so incredibly strong as to sway the strongest skeptics.
I mean, are you real?
...are you sure?
......are you really sure?
---Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.
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Collective-
You ever shout into an empty room or hillside?Speak good things, because the ghosts will shout them back to you.
And sometimes they like to hear "I love you" too.
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Haven't seen any new pictures of Bigfoot lately.
...I hope he's okay.
-Agent #2
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Collective,If you notice a dead man hanging by the rafters when you walk in, keep in mind that the Magistra strongly disapproves of conspicuous activity that reveals Wattpad's best kept secret society via bastardized movie quotes.
This includes going to the town fall festival, jumping on the fountain and shouting...
...and I quote, "The Illuminati ain't got nothing on us!" before turning the water to blood.
-Agent #2
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NECROCITY TIMES - Issue #1 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
Short StoryParanormalCommunity is hosting a magazine for Halloween! ...or do I mean #WATTOWEEN . Come read stories and poems gathered from the Collective of the Wattpad Paranormal Research Society, along with featured columns: *HORRORscopes for October! * Dre...