NECROCITY TIMES - Issue #1 - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Gossip - Something Fishy...

Hey Collective~

#2 here. Now, I'm not one to start rumors, but I keep smelling something fishy going on.

In the break room I mean. Someone keeps cooking fish in the microwave during lunch and it is just WAFTING up into my office.

I don't want to name any names, but I hope we can get to the bottom of this mess and that Agent #6 confesses soon because I am seriously about to flash fry him in some lemon-butter sauce with garlic and dill.

I've seen men flayed alive while screaming for forgiveness that will never come.
I've comforted the crying, sobbing dead.
There are things I'm not even allowed to utter aloud for fear that the memory will drive all those who hear it mad.

But I am drawing the line at this. These conditions are inhuman, even for a place that houses vampires and werewolves and ghouls.

Do you hear that, #6? I got a filet knife with your name on it. One more incident with the break room and I'm getting out some lime juice, tomatoes, green onions, parsley, olive oil, and cilantro for a nice ceviche.

I mean for Magistra's sake man, isn't this cannibalism for you?
I know that isn't expressly forbidden within the WPRS, but it is heavily discouraged!

Try me, Fish Breath.