Advice - Possessed Ouija Board!

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Dear Agent #2 -

I found a Ouija Board up in my grandmother's attic while we were cleaning her house (Rest in Peace, Nanna....I miss you.) She loved to use it to scare us as kids, and it made me think of her, so I kept it on my desk.

But now, whenever I'm doing my homework or getting ready for bed, the planchette keeps moving on its own! No one's touching it, I swear! It keeps saying things like,
"H-O-W * W-A-S * S-C-H-O-O-L*?" and "D-I-D * Y-O-U * B-R-U-S-H * Y-O-U-R * T-E-E-T-H * ?" and "A-R-E * Y-O-U * H-U-N-G-R-Y * ?"

Help! What do I do?

- Possessed Planchette

Dear Possessed -

Well say 'hello' to your grandmother for starters! What, you didn't think she'd stick around to make sure you were okay? I mean, one might think you're just imagining things in your grief. That this 'spirit' is just born from the wish of a mourning heart. But we both know that no one ever sold any trinket to those in sorrow just for the money! Therefore the Ouija Board must work as designed!

I'd recommended answering your grandmother. I mean, she raised your mother and was important to your life, so it's good to keep a respectful relationship with her. Talk to her, and tell her how you feel. Tell her about your day. Keep a picture of you two somewhere so you can remember the good times -- and so can she. 

-Agent #2

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